Q:Whats the difference between an Irish wedding and an Irish funeral? A:One less drunk

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A man walks into a bar and sees another man crying at the other end he asked what's wrong the man replies well its a long story I have time replyed the other man ok well me and my wife are always arguing. So I divided to go to the library after hours of reading I see a book about history and as im reading it its time to go home and when I was going to check it out I forgot my library card I get home and me and my wife make up and have a baby thats not bad at all said the other man yea you've never lost ur library card

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What happens when a toad is struck by lightning? The same thing that happens to everything else.

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A:Wanna hear a joke? B: Sure A: A joke

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If bananas are purple, then what color are oranges? I am not going to tell you the answer because this joke has no significance whatsoever.

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Mini mouse was brutally killed n Oakland Now Mickey is a Chinese member of the crips in Compton Remember don't forget to see the new Disney movie, Mickey Goes Gang-Bangin

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Ask me if I'm God.. Dude, we all know you're not God.

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How Many Women Does It Take To Parallel Park A Car ? Zero , The Husband Drove

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Lukas: can i have a cigarette? Scott: i dont know can you? lukas: may i? Scott: NO

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Roses are Red, They are also white, Infact nowadays with cross-pollination a hugely diverse number of different coloured roses are attainable.

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Why was the chicken sad Thanksgiving

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How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his family.

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Nero Octavios reporting, so far all of our sectors worldwide excluding Spain, Italy and Ground Zero are secure, Nero Augustus is severely wounded but will make it, and despite the our intel Necrissa Angelo is alive and well. We have one single worry though Nero7 the brunt force of the terror attack was large and powerful, yet resistance was incredibly light when we went for the counter-strike, too light, we might have to ready ourselves for some sort of reprisal here.

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roses are red violets are blue i am retarded i like pancakes

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Knock Knock? Who's there? Sanderson. Sanderson who? You're boyfriend. Let me in. No, I'm a bit busy chopping up dead bodies. Come back in a bit. Oh let me help you! I like the way the blood runs out of the fresh ones!

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What is worse than 10 babys in 1 garbage can? 1 baby in 10 garbage cans.

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what do you make if you get a cow, then kill it. ...Steak

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Why do you have to write a conclusion at the end of your paper? So people dont have to read the whole thing.

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What did the Mexican guy say to the black guy? What? Nothing, he don't speak English

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How do you confuse a blond? Nordic mytholigi. That is, if shes american

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What gets wetter as it dries? Sarah Jessica Parker

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Why did blonde cross the road? She needed to get to work.

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dat shoe shine tho

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Man one: Why does the moon look like a face? Man two: I don't know, why? Man one: I don't know either, that's why i asked....

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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