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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Hello. my name is Rhys. and i'm the only person who liked this post.

What did Tiger Woods say when his wife hit him with a golf club? "Why did you hit me with a golf club".

What did the black man say while getting mauled by a jungle cat? "Help im dying", as the animal riped him peice by peice with fear in his eyes he died slowly as the jungle cat draged him back to its den helplessly he fades away and the animal eats him.

Why did they bury the indian at the top of the hill? Because he was dead.

What do you call a chicken with no feathers, no guts, and no head? Fried chicken

what's the difference between northerners and southerners? southerners live to the south of birmingham, and they don,t stink of urine.

Why do Jew's have long noses? To dig out of the ashes.

Two Jews walk into a pub. They don't order a ham sandwich.

Why did the blonde kid that was really gay He got a bad case of HIV

Someone asked me "What rhymes with Orange?" I replied "Door hinge." He punched me.

on a planet, in a galaxy, far far away... you have cancer

What's the difference between Obama and a monkey? They are two different species, so thus they are very different.

What has Whitney Houston got in common with a spider? They're both black and they can't get out of the bathtub

What's worse than a paper-cut? Two paper-cuts. What's worse than two paper-cuts? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Three paper-cuts.

Here comes the bride, all dressed in white. Here comes the groom, carrying a broom, because somebody spilled something on the floor.

What do you call a woman with two black eyes? Irish sunglasses

Your mother is so fat that she will likely eventually develop diabetes.

Roses are red violets are blue. A face like yours belongs in the zoo! But don't you worry I'll be there too! But not in the Ill be laughing at you

There is a bunch of penguins and they fall of a cliff

Roses are red, violets blue, um... that's all i got.

A Texan, a Mexican, a Brit and a Frenchman are on a plane that begins having engine trouble. The black box was never found.

The Below statement is an antijoke. The Above statement is a joke.

So 2 apples are having sex, and one apple sais to the other, I got worms.

Why couldn't Jimmy go bowling with the rest of his friends? His parents shot him.

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