- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't the cat drink the milk? Because it had no face.

Q: Whats red and not a penis A: A lot of things

Q: What do you say to a person in a wheelchair who fall downs the stairs? A: Nothing because most likely they would take an elevator.

Whats better than 1 person in your oven? 9 people in your oven.

Yo' mamas so fat that your friend said a yo mama so fat joke to you. You were certainly not amused.

Fuzzy-wuzzy was a bear, Fuzzy-wuzzy had no hair, Fuzzy-wuzzy died of cancer.

A man walks into a bar. Ow

What did the orphan get for Christmas? Cancer.

IKR! and I hear rondo and wade were in a fight too!

saw a free cat yesterday...it was dead on the side of the road

Why couldn't the boy turn around in the hallway? Becasue he had a javelin through his head

what happens when you try to believe it's not butter? 34 Indonesian kids lose their job.

Why did rachels computer break ? Because she was using it in the road and got hit by a bus

A black man has a woman up against a wall, and she is screaming. they are passionate lovers and he is pleasing her greatly.

A man walks into a bar. He's an alcoholic and its killing his family.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

why is the black guy cross the rode. he did not' he got in a truck. i know it does not make s...

What's long, black, and the tip is shaped like a mushroom? A mushroom.

I once was told that life is like a box of chocolates, but then realized that it wasn't

Inspirational story: There once was an ugly old man who was so ugly everyone died. The end -Matt

What do you do if you walk in on your wife atempting to hang herself in the living room? Ask her to leave the living room, as it would be ironic.

A man told this joke once... it wasn't funny.

There once was a man from Nantucket, he was a very nice person and had many friends.

what's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? one is fun to hit with a sledge hammer, and one is a watermelon

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