How do you punish Hellen Keller Move the furniture around

why was the 6 year old boy crying? his mother had just passed away from terminal cancer and his stepdad caught him crying so he kicke hm in the face and told him to man up.

Why is the sky blue? Because it isn't red.

Why does Chuck Norris always know the time? He bought a fancy new watch.

yo mamas so young shes gonna b born soon

what does the doctor do when he tells you you have aids? he laughs and says "hahahahahhaha sucks for you, i dont!"

What do retards eat for lunch? Grilled Cheese

Why did the chicken cross the road? What chicken? That one! Grandma, that's a hobo. Put your glasses on.

Your mama's so fat.... Her cerial bowl came with a lifeguard

The next person to submit a 'roses are red' 'joke', is cursed to always prematurely ejaculate from here until eternity

What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? A waste of time because they just be playing soccer

LOVING BIRD DIEING BIRD DO NOT FLY AWAY

What did the terrorist do to the small village? Destroy it with a bomb vest.

You know what's funny? A well told joke

Rsoes are geern Voielts are ornage I'm colorbilnd and Dixlesic.

What did the fork say to the spoon? To get to the other side.

What do a turtle and a bowling ball have in common? Nothing

roses are red violets are blue me + you =the perfect 2

How many electricians does it take to fix a light bulb? One

Joke below was made by Daniel Textor, he's a d i c k.

How do you keep an idiot in suspense?

How do you get your lawyer to shut up. Hit him with a bat.

"Knock Knock" "Just ring the bloody bell for once!"

What did Billy say to Jesus when he died? Nothing he went to hell. -Austin Conradt

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