What does AIDS smell like? AIDS has no smell. AIDS is a diease contracted though sexual contact with another being with the diease. It greatly increases the risk of infections and malignancy. Although AIDS has no smell, in the final stages large sores develope on the surface of the skin. This means you are going to die. Thus, HIV/AIDS has no smell.

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what's worse than people who aren't funny? ryan vallee

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A: what did one apple say to the other apple. B: Nothing apples cant talk

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why did the boat crash? a tomato was driving

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Your mother is so fat, when she stepped on a scale, it read quite a large number. She resolved to live healthier and exercise more.

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Why couldn't the mother make her son's funeral? She died in a car crash on the way there.

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I was having sex with thisgirl and now I'm going to be a dad. All because I didn't wear a condom

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What would a gay man do with a jelly doughnut? Thoroughly enjoy its fruity taste.

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What is the difference between my pet goldfish and an african village? My pet goldfish has water.

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So I have an idea that will solve both world population and hunger problems! I call it the Omni-Abortion law. The idea is that all babies must be aborted and then eaten. Progressive, right?

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A man walks into his room with a DVD and a box of kleenex. The DVD is a wedding video of his now dead wife.

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She has no arms.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Find a half-worm.

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What's worse than rotten eggs? Being dead.

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Where do cows go on the weekends? The slaughterhouse.

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How do you make a little girl cry twice? Rub your bloody dick on her teddy bear

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If David has 40 chocolate bars and eats 35 what does David have now? Diabetes, David has diabetes.

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Q :Why did the girl fall off the swing? A: She had no arms.

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What does DNA stand for? The National Dyslexic Association

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Your mother is so fat that she has to undergo amputation of her foot because of type 2 diabetes.

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knock knock whos there? ughh omg youre dying what yeah dear god ok ill call 911 no im fine its just a seizure ok get well soon

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knock knock WHO'S THERE?! ARE YOU A SEX CRIMINAL?! NO ONE WANTS TO DO THAT TO YOU MUM!

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How did the man die? He was killed alive.

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Why did the jew save his money? Because his wife has cancer and the radiation treatments are very expensive.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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