- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If David has 40 chocolate bars and eats 35 what does David have now? Diabetes, David has diabetes.

How do you make a little girl cry twice? Rub your bloody dick on her teddy bear

Where do cows go on the weekends? The slaughterhouse.

What does DNA stand for? The National Dyslexic Association

Q :Why did the girl fall off the swing? A: She had no arms.

What's worse than rotten eggs? Being dead.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She has no arms.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Find a half-worm.

knock knock whos there? ughh omg youre dying what yeah dear god ok ill call 911 no im fine its just a seizure ok get well soon

Your mother is so fat that she has to undergo amputation of her foot because of type 2 diabetes.

How did the man die? He was killed alive.

Why did the jew save his money? Because his wife has cancer and the radiation treatments are very expensive.

knock knock WHO'S THERE?! ARE YOU A SEX CRIMINAL?! NO ONE WANTS TO DO THAT TO YOU MUM!

My life has been getting worse and worse since I developed cancer.

How do you get a jewish girls number check her wrist

What do you do when your baby won't stop crying. Slit its throat

Why did the chicken cross the road? because

What do you call a good anti-joke? something you feel like you should go to hell for laughing at.

Why did Timmy masticate in front of everyone at the dinner table? If he hadn't, he would have choked on large chunks of food.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Against city ordinates, an old woman was keeping chickens in her suburban back yard. One escaped, and there was no where else to go.

Q: how do u make a fireman cry? A: set his wife on fire

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What do you call a cat in a piece of bred? An inbred cat.

I walk in to a bar, ask for a beer, get drunk, walk away and.... hmmm.. how could I finish the joke??..

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