What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a Corvette? I DON'T have a Corvette in my garage.

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What do you call Batman and Robin after they have been run over by a car? Dead.

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A man walked into a bar. That hurt.

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What's more fun than nailing a baby to a wall? Pulling it off.

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josh- your a strange boy. liam- yes. due to by up bringing i have been exposed to unusual situations that most people do not encounter therefore affecting how i behave. Secondly the definition of normal is varying from person to person making being normal to every human being difficult to even the most capable of people. Essentialy Josh i care little for you comment. *josh was a black man who died of cancer 6 weeks after this incodent*

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Why doesn't a ducks quack echo? Actually, it does, but the echo is imperceptible to human ears.

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Q: you wanna hear a joke? A: yeah sure. Q: well im not gnna.

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Q: What causes earthquakes? A: Your mother walking.

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your mom is so fat that she should probably try a deit in the neer future.

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the firefighter says to the other firefighter: hey firefighter, are we going to fight a fire?

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My dog poops u pick it up if i poop ill say f@#% you eat it DumbS%^&

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Roses are red Violets are blue Start running Cuz ima F*** you Runn Forest Runn! Jubie

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knock knock who's there? Orange Oranges cant talk, so seriously, who's there Your mother Ha ha real funny -mother opens door with her key-

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A black man, an asian man, and a gay man walk into a bar. What do they do? They mourn the loss of their dead friend.

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Why did Anakin tell Luke he was his father? Because honest people never lie

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knock know. who there?.............. whose there?.........whose there!?!?! damn kids

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Two Iranian men walk into a bar and order a Coke and a Lemonade. The Barman said take a seat and he'll bring them over.

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How do you scare Sarah Palin? You chase her around with a chainsaw while wearing a Jason mask.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A jew is a human being who will understand and laugh at a joke, while a pizza will just sit there because it is only a delicious thing that people eat.

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I like my babies how I like my chips. Chopped up and in a bag.

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What did one cake say to the other? You wanna piece of me?!?

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Three men walk into a bar. The first guy bought two drinks, the second guy bought three drinks, can you guess what the third guy bought? A tazer.,

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Yo mama is so old, the bone structure of her spine has decayed significantly since she stopped growing and has therefore shrunken in height considerably. Her face and hands have accumulated abundant visual wear; wrinkles, and has arthritis as well.

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Wanna hear a joke? Women's rights.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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