- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock Who's there? Banana? Knock knock Who's there? Banana Knock knock Who's there? Orange Orange who? Orange you glad you don't have cancer?

There's an Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman. They are all trapped in a jail cell. Eventually they all starved to death.

A man walks into a bar. Cool story, bro.

So you're flying around in your bathtub, how pancakes to shingle a doghouse? Airhockey, because pizza bagels can't cry.

What makes George Michael gay? The fact he engages in sexual intercourse with other men.

Why did the dinosaurs become extinct? Because they wanted to.

Why did Lucy drop her ice-cream ? Because she got hit by a bus. Knock knock. Who is there ? NOT LUCY !

Where do babies come from? You fathers penis.

Whats funnier than 24. ... DEEZ NUTS.

Where was susie after the explosion? Everywhere

What did the helicopter say? Aluminum-minum-minum-minum-minum-mum-mum-mum-mum-um-um-um-um

Jake pulled out a gun and held it to his head, planning to fool his friends because he knew the gun was empty. Then his friend thought he was helping out his suicidal friend by stabbing him.

Why does Mario grown on shrooms? Because they bloom inside of him.

What's purple, green, and orange? Dead baby with slashed floaties. What's black, purple, and orange? Same baby two weeks later.

What do you get when you cross a rooster with a cocker spaniel? Nothing, because roosters and Dog's don't mix.

Man 1: is that boy high? Man 2: No. He has down syndrome

Why did the gay man buy a prius? because it is a very fuel efficient car and will save him a lot of money of gas

is this the krusty krab? no, this is patrick.

Two strawberries are sitting in a bathtub. One says to the other, "Can you pass the soap?" The other one says, "What do I look like, a typewriter?!"

How do you know a black person is in your house? You see him in your house.

What's the difference between a dead dog and a dead black man on the road? One's a dog and one is a man, but more importantly the differences shouldn't be noted in a miserable occasion such as this as both are unfortunate tragedies. Also, one has a big penis.

LO AND BEHOLD!

What's the hardest thing about eating a quadriplegic? The wheelchair.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? She is dead, and thereby lacks the necessary motor control.

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