- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a mailman who doesn't deliver mail? Unemployed

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where is my tractor?

Q:How many dead babies fit in a bathtub? A:It depends on the bathtub, but if all of them were the same size, babies also differ in size and sometimes shape. If all bathtubs and babies are the same, the number would be 1, because every baby will be as big as the bathtub.

What's long and hard on a black man? Second Grade

2 men walk into a bar, the 3rd man ducks and ask them if they're ok

what do you call a boomerang that doesn't work? a stick

Why did the cookie shader Because someone dropped it

What do you get when you cross a dog with a cat? Nothing, it is impossible to mix 2 different animals

why did the chicken cross the road? i have no idea, i dont know what goes on in a chicken's brain. the better question would be why was a chicken loose in a city

What did the black man buy at the store? Nothing he has no money

Whats the best way to tell if your wife has been cheating on you with the UPS guy? simply ask her, trust and communication in relationships are vital in their survival and growth.

Why couldn't Billy see the show? Because Billy is blind.

What did the lawyer say to the doctor? - I am a lawyer and you're a doctor.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 raped 9.

Why was Billy's grandma not around for Thanksgiving? Because she's dead

What did the lady say to the boy who's parents just died? Haha, your parents just died.

Why does the black man take drugs. Because he is very sick.

how many scrubbers does it take to change a light bulb ? 2 , 1 to change it , and 1 to make it smell piss

"Knock knock!" "Who's there?" "Red." "Red who?" "Red any good books lately?" Suddenly, the séance lost credibility.

A jew walked out of a bar then goes to the other bar across the street then walks out from the back door to go to another bar The Actions of this jew tells us that there are only 3 bars in the zone and one pet shop

roses are red, violets are blue, {insert name here} is f**ked up, (s)he want to have sex with you

What's long hard and full of seamen? A boat, or possibly a submarine.

What did the fish say when it swam into a wall? "shit"

Theres two things i hate in this world... racists . . . and black people

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