- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock. To get to the other side.

Why was the man like a chimp? Because they are 96% genetically identical.

If you were a booger, I'd pick you and then wash my hands directly after because boogers are gross

Why did Johnny throw his money on the floor? Because he was giving it to charity

Why did the man stop dead in his tracks? He was on top of a land mine.

how did the man with the gun die? obesity

Q: How many ghetto people does it take to carry a fat gorilla? A: 14

What happens when Chuck Norris and Mr. T get into a car accident? They trade insurance information.

Q: Why did the little boy fall off the swing? A: Because he was hit by a bus, and then was raped violently. He is currently undergoing psychotherapy.

Comes a giraffe on a scooter to the hospital and asks: 'can I have some flour?'.

Why did Sally cry at the wedding? somebody shot her future husband.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I was raped when i was little.

Jerry Sandusky and two other men are on a cruise ship, when it suddenly starts to sink. The first man says, "save the children!" The second man says, "screw the children!" Jerry Sandusky drowned.

What's the difference between a Jewish child and pizza? Pizza does not scream in the oven.

How did the baby die? In a very sad and tragic car accident.

your mom is so fat, she uses nutrisystem and other weight-loss systems to try to loose weight.

What was the only reason a ginger ever won in a fight? It was against a Dementor.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

A woman was at a family reunion and her husband's mother walked in. She has a chocolate allergy so the woman says the her husband,"I need more chocolate!"

What did the blind pole vaulter say to the speed skater? Hi, how are you?

my friend died in a car crash, now i have no friends.

What is the deferince between a lamborghini and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a lamborghini in my garage.

What's the only animal that has to be oiled? any animal I can think of

What's funnier than a dead baby? A dead baby dressed as a clown.

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