- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Do you know what the worst part about inbreeding is? - It's runs in the family!

a man walked into a bar and ordered a beer. The Bartender says okay, here you go.

You're so sweet I have diabetes

Yo mamma so fat when I searched her on the internet, I got 28,000,000 results

A blonde asks, "How come i cant get this to go in there?" However no one replies because no one is there.

Why did Sally fall of the swing? Because I hit her with a shovel.

Why did the farmer cross the road? To catch the chicken

Roses are Red I shit in your Stew When you eat it The joke is on you

A mushroom walks into a bar. The bartender says "We don't serve your kind here." The mushroom says, "What? I'm a fungi." The bartender replies, "Exactly. That's a health hazard. The health department already gave two strikes and if I lose the bar my wife will divorce me."

The motto of those who live in the Bible Belt; "The Bible Belt: Where being obese is 'Genetic' but being homosexual is a 'lifestyle choice'."

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He got hit in the head with a brick.

Why did the cop hate black people? He was a racist.

Why doesn't Julius Caesar ever use a cell phone? Because he died in 44 BC.

A horse, a duck, a pig, and an arab walk into a bar. The horse ducks, the duck's hoarse, the pig's in a blanket, and the arab has a can, being surprised at how far a can can preach hate in Chicago. The bartender reminds the arab that he's with a swine, and the arab is offended for the poor horse.

What's the oppicite of brown???? Something not brown.

knock knock? come in

Q: What does Jerry Sandusky and bills have in common? A: They both come in the mail

what did a poor guys get for christmast ? brain tumor.

What did the black man get for christmas? A present.

Why did Timmy mow the lawn? He didn't particularly like the way it looked Why did Timmy fall down the well? He is retarded and thirsty How did Timmy die? He had stage three lung cancer Why cant Timmy drive a car? He has been dead for three years

Why didn't Tyron run from the police? He had no legs.

Two men are fighting in a boxing match. One gets punched in the crouch, cries, and goes home to watch "The Simpsons".

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