- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A woman has sex with an Asian man, then a white man, and then a black man. She chooses to be in a relationship with the black man because he is prepared for the responsibilities of a relationship and the other two men, though both are well endowed, are not ready.

Why did Biggie Smalls eat so much dark chocolate? His doctor suggest that he eat foods high in fiber.

Why did the blonde walk into a glass wall? Because she either wasn't watching where she was going or the wall was so clean that it appeard not to be there

Your moms so ugly, that when i took her out to eat for dinner we built an everlasting relationship. Thats why you call me dad.

what do you get when you have an albino black man, a lesbian middle eastern siamese twin of the female gender, a polygamist indian and a jewish native american? A very cultured and diversified posse of hostages. Take your pick.

What do a tree and I have in common? We would both be mad if we got turned into paper.

why did the man commit scuicide because he was depressed

I heard a joke one time about a Rabbi, a Priest, and a little boy. It wasn't funny.

Why does Rebecca Black like Friday? Because it's the start of the weekend

how do you confuse a blonde do nothing

Why can't a T-rex clap its hands? It's extinct.

Your mum is such a slut, I'd reccomend she seeks psychiatric help, as her deviant promiscuity is clearly a phsical manifestation of some deep rooted psychological disfunction. We all wish her well.

Why are Asian people bad drivers? Coincidental cases of blurred vision.

Q:what do you get when you get when you cross a dog and a human A: a human-dog hybrid with AIDS

Dylan: "I dont understand anti-jokes"

I don't know about the rest of you, but I HATE funerals.

Once a upon a time there was a boy whom likes cheese. The boy: I like Cheese and thats the end of the story

Two great white sharks are swimming in the ocean together, one turns to the other to speak, but doesn't because sharks can't talk.

what did the black guy ge for christmas? a speeding ticket

A: Knock Knock B: Who's There? Person B came down with a serious case of amnesia that day and can't remember who anyone is.

what did Shivank say to Ricky? "you suck dick" HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAH

What's the difference between 50 dead babies and a three-course meal? One of them can feed me for a day and the other is a three-course meal.

An Irish man walks into a bar, and then realizes that he's walked into the wrong establishment (He was looking for an upscale restaurant.)

What's the difference between a blonde and a microwave? If you don't know the difference you need a psychiatrist.

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