Knock Knock! F*ck off

What color is Michael Jackson? Pale because he's dead.

How can you tell if someone is a global warming alarmist? Their IQ on average is 10 points below normal

Why are black people so good at basketball? Because they practise.

Q: Why did the Honey Badger cross the road? A: Honey Badger don't care!!!

What did the college student do during her Spring Break in Mexico? We're not sure, she never came back.

What did the cancer patient say before they died? I am in so much pain. I love you all

Jane: The house is supposedly worth $ 6 million Jack: No way! The figure is made up.

How did the Mexican cross the border? He couldn't he didn't have legs

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Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme But this one doesn't

What do you do to a brain dead man to get his money? Pull the plug.

How do u get a dog to sit? Teach it to sit then tell it to sit.

What's purple, smells like an eggplant, and looks like an eggplant? An eggplant.

How do you sink a Polish submarine? Hit it with a torpedo.

Why are black people like jelly beans? Nobody likes the black ones

Why did the student fail his test? He forget to study for it the night before.

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Why did the girl go to Jupiter? To get more stupider

Q. How do you know when you've had too much too drink? A. Your dead(No because when your dead you can't think.)

Whats the difference between Osama and Obama? The S is replaced with a B.

knowone loved me why???????????????????????? because they were so damm ugly

A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

What's worser than dieing? Living-being tortured while at it too

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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