- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Shark week? More like owl week. Hoo!

Rain rain go away, and don't come back or else i will kill your family.

What do you call a black priest? Father, and then whatever his name happens to be.

How do you stop a lumberjack? You thrust a javelin through his lungs

If God created the world, including man kind, why do we worship him? We are corrupt, selfcentered, animal slaughterers. He made us this. So, Why?

A chink walks into a bar. She is spotted by the secret police and instantly deported. Vote UKIP

:)Knock Knock :(Whose's there? :)None ya :(None ya who? :)None ya dam business.

How do you make a lawyer cry? You can't. The production of tears requires a soul, which, regretfully, no lawyer possesses.

What did the lampshade say to the other lampshade? Nothing they sat in silence

whats worse than catching your parents having sex? having sex with your parents

Why do asians get good grades? Because they study very hard and want to achieve success so they can provide for their families.

Knock knock. Who's there? The police. The police who? The band.

A man walks into a bar and orders four shots. Before the bartender asks "If it really is that bad of a day". The man says "Yea I need this shit". The next day the bar is overwhelmed with police and investigators. The bartender had emptied a revolver in the tired business man's face and vanished.

I can't stand being in a wheelchair.

What did thirty starving Jews fight for on the train ride to Birkenau? A crumb. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

Roses are red, Violets are blue, My farts stink, And so do you.

Sally has no arms. A: Knock kock? B: Whose there? Not Sally.

How do you make a small child cry? You cut off his fingers..

A man walks into a bar his alcoholism is tearing his family apart

Why did little Sammy die of boredom? The WNBA was on

You know what makes me smile? Facial muscles.

What's the difference between a pizza and a Jew? A pizza doesn't scream when you put it in the oven.

Women's rights

Whats black and white and red all over? A dead zebra

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