Why did the man fall off of his bike? Because he is a Sikh who was mistaken for a muslim after the events of 9/11. His neighbors for 5 years have turned on him and now are throwing rocks at him to alleviate their anger while he is biking to his minimum wage job as a janitor at the local burger king, trying to make money for a family that doesn't love him anymore

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A Fairly ghetto African-American male and a Korean Merchant pass each other on the streets of L.A. two weeks after the Rodney King riots, what happens? The merchant nods his head to say hello to the African-American and the African-American male does the same and they both live out sucessful lives. By the way the African-American just got accepted to Harvard on a scholarship program.

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why is walmart so big? Years ago a man named Sam Walton had a vision for one stop shopping and affordable low prices. And it goes without saying that being a one stop shop must mean you have a lot of inventory thus the size of walmart is a lot larger to hold and support the increased mass of inventory that a typical person should or could ever possibly need all in one place.

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Why didn't the jew spend his paycheck? He wanted to save money for the future

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Whats more funny than 1 bomb on 8 babies? 8 bombs on 1 baby.

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A man crawled up to a water fountain but fell because he had no legs

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Whats black,white and red all over? A penguin in a blender

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What do you call a middle-aged Polish man on Skype? A lonely man.

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What's the difference between a black person and a park bench? Benches are inanimate objects while people are indeed carbon-based life forms.

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"Why did Suzie fall off the swing?" "She had no arms." "What did Suzie get for Christmas?" "Cancer." "What's the difference between a Lamborghini and a tub of dead babies?" "I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage." "What did Suzie get for Christmas from me?" "My tub of dead babies."

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What's brown and sticky? A lump of shit.

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Richard Gere has a girlfriend called Goldie

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Rose: Mom, why was I named Rose? Mom: Because when you were born a rose petal landed on your head. Rose: Than why is my brother named Brick? Mom: I liked the name.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, We have your test results, You have cancer.

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Two bars walk into a guy, and the bartender says, "You're telling the joke wrong, stupid!"

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A person tells an anti-joke. Nothing out of the ordinary happens.

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why did victor have a tube on his neck he was helping james with security

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If Chuck Norris has $5, and you have $5, Chuck Norris still has more money than you.

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Do I ever ask yo a question that I havn't given you the answer to Mr Hearty.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Who Who who? Hoodini

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A man commands his dog to sit. However, his dog is poorly trained, so does not.

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What do u call a white hourse with no ass Penelope

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Why do dragons shoot fire? I don't know, I'm asking you the question.

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You tell me. I have amnesia.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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