Do you still got what it needs to become a better leader than me Nero?

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Why did the police arrest the black man? He'd committed a crime, and was punished accordingly.

sorry, that was a really bad joke, joking just joking, of course we can chat later, you got something in particular to do?

Your mom is so ignorant that she in completely unaware how the premature termination of QE2 in conjunction with a potential US credit downgrade could substantially impact her fixed income portfolios and hinder her ability to retire in the desired time frame.

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Roses are gay Violets are gayer when you hear girls moaning im the player

God Nero, Marry me now! I removed the nose thingie but it wont stop.

What did the sea say to the penguin? Nothing it just waved..

roses are read violets are blue my fanny is orange I have the flu my name is gemma

"Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "Will farrow now gimme your hentai"

Knock Knock Who's There Trick or Treat!!!

What did the snowman say when winter was ending? -Nothing you dumbass

what do you call a black person who flies a plane? a pilot, you racist

Knock Knock! Who's There? Interrupting Doctor Interru--- You Have Cancer...

Why did the personal trainer get fired from the gym? He lacked good customer service skills.

A kid who lost parents is called an orphan and a wife who lost her husband is called a widow. What do you call parents who lost their child? Free on the Weekends.

What's the best way to piss off a feminist? R@pe her.

Why couldn't the Jew get pregnant? Because he was man.

cerleb i wrote the one about melons!

Whats green and fluffy? Your mom.

What looks like midnight and is addicted to shemale porn? Xavier Jordan! Courtesy of Mrs. Maxwells 7th period

A young man walks into a bar. A complicated chain of events leads to him marrying the owner's second cousin's half-niece-in-law.

Why don't black people listen to country music Because every time they here hoe down the think there wife just got shot No sorry for anybody who's black I luv ya don't think twice I have thirty blk friends

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