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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Today, both my parents were killed in a car accient. FML.

Why did the Jewish man bend down to pick up a penny? Because he had dropped it and required the penny as part of his payment for his food.

The funniest thing happened in my dream last night, i dreamed that banks would stop ripping people off and start treating people like humans. How wierd is that :D

a black man, a Jew, a Chinese man and a polar bear walk into a bar, the bar tender says sorry no animals allowed in the bar, so the polar bear left and the other three ordered some drinks and had a nice time

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? A watch and a pair of socks.

How did little jimmy survive the plane crash? He ate all the survivors, then when the helicopter arrived he ate them too and took the helicopter.

Two penises walk into a minefield. Both are very careful with their every step and try not to be blown.

what did the robot say to the centipede? "Stop being a centipede!" It's funny because the robot doesn't have any arms.

My math homework brings all the asians to the yard and their like it wasent that hard and their like it wasent that hard. comment what song it is like.

whats the difference between kids and jewish people? kids come home from summer camp

A man walks into a bar with a monkey...I forget the rest but your mother is a hor.

Why did the black homosexual blind man want to go to the comedy club? He enjoys a good laugh

The teacher asked: If you have two apples, and I give you two, how many do you have now? FOUR said the student.

What's the deal with airline food? Food tastes different on an airplane. The atmosphere dries out your nose, the air pressure numbs 1/3 of your taste buds, and low humidity levels give you cotton mouth. These factors cause the food to taste worse than it normally would.

Two elephants were in a bathtub. One elephant asks the other "pass the soap?" The other elephant passes him the soap and they continue with their bath.

What do you call a muslim with a gun I dont know his name

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XD I TOTALLY CANT BELIEVE I FELL FOR THAT ONE! XD IT WAS LIKE SO OBVIOUS! XD

what's better than winning a gold metal at the special olympics? not being retarded.

What's dark, scary, and full of puppies? My van. I lied about the puppies...

wanna hear a joke? i dont like kids wanna hear a lie? im typing with two hands wanna hear a another? my hand isnt on my weiner

Is it considered sexual harassment if a midget says to a woman, "your hair smells nice"? Holy crap i don't like black people.

For Chuck Norris every street is one way his way.

Knock knock. Who's there? Dog. Dog who? I have a dog.

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