What is the best joke ever? 1D

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what do you get when you cross a baby and a car a baby shaped dent, and a dead baby

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Twelve billion Nero, you puppy dog you hot blooded latino man. Why cant I control it myself?

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Q: What's big, green, fuzzy, and will kill you if it falls out of a tree? A: A pool table.

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what do you call the quadriplegic man who went water skiing? Skip

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What did the man say to the cat? I thought you were fake.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Yes.

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What do Barbra Streisand and Danny Glover have in common? Nothing.

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Dad always said that laughter was the best medicine. Maybe that's why he died of tuberculosis.

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A guy at a baseball game....

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What comes out of a zit? Purple poop.

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what's worse then death? finding that your adopted, no one loves you and you mother raped you at the tender age of five.

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while in iraq i bought a brand new iphone from the black market...it was only $250....its was doing fantastic until i got a text...i herd a loud beeping noise and the it exploded in my pocket and now i no longer have a penis.

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A stipper walked into a club, though it was a golf club so she tripped and cracked her skull on it.The end.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Well, there could be several reasons. The sight of another chicken, its wondering imagination, but because chickens cannot speak, therefore, can never know the true answer.

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What is the sun's favorite day of the week? The sun is a mass of incadescent gas and cannot feel emotions; therefore, it cannot have a favorite day of the week.

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And if we met in 1780, I was a white southern aristocratic plantation owner and you were my dark skinned servant lady ... slave Whenever I could get away from the Mrs., I'd go to your shed and then I'd steal you kisses. But let's be serious, I'd still work you full time as a slave, there's a difference between romantic language and a complete disregard for socioeconomic trends.

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A boy is diagnosed with terminal cancer. His family prays for him and he still dies.

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Jerry: Hi what's your name? Bob: My name is bob. Jerry: Bob, nice to meet you, my name is Jerry. Bob: Nice to meet you Jerry.

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A ginger, a brunette and a blonde all go to the store. They are checking out and the ginger says to the blonde, "Why did you get that cereal instead of the one on sale?" And the blonde says "Because I have a membership card that gave me a discount on this cereal." The ginger gets out of line to return her cereal because she remembers she too has a membership card. And then the brunette pulls out a gun and shoots them all because she has depression and needs psychiatric help.

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Q: Why couldn't the skeleton go to the party A: He had a boner

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What do tigers dream of when they take a tiger snooze? Mike Tyson

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What do you call a black guy that flies a plane? a pilot.

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Mommy how come daddy went to the doctors today? Well sweetie, honestly daddy wanted me to shove things up his ass And I refused to so he went to the doctors so they can do it...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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