- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats worse than one dead Baby in ten trash cans Getting raped by kobe

What did Stephen Hawking say to a prostitute? Push me, and then just touch me, Till I can get my, Satisfaction.

What's scarier than a ghost? Practically anything as ghosts aren't real.

A dog walks into a bar, followed by his blind owner.

Q: What's worse than being raped by a giant scorpion? Getting raped by 2 giant scorpions, a fridge, some potatoes and a hule bunch of worms.

Why was the lady afraid of rocks? Because her husband was stoned.

How many dyslexic people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Filing cabinet.

whats worse that finding your having sex with your long lost sister? having sex with your long lost brother

What do you get when you put a blue bucket in the red sea? it gets wet

Doctor, Doctor I think your gay. thats because i am

sky silverstein

How many baby's does it to paint a wall red? It depends how many you throw.

why did the guy round second base? to get to 3rd

what did the addidas sign say to the nike sign? I'm all in

How many band geeks does it take to catch a football? One, especially if he/she is on the football team.

what happened when Bob told a joke? Joe laughed.

once, my brother took my lard and gave it to the less fortunet

Knock,Knock Who's there? The Police, Your under arrest for urinating on a toliet.

What do you do when you see a plumbers crack. Tell him he has another crack to fill

Why did the President fall down? He was assassinated. -mattobrado

What's harder to pick up, a football or an anvil? It doesn't matter when you lost your fingers in 'nam.

knock knock Goodbye

DO U KNOW ABOUT THE BIRD BIRD BIRD, BIRD IS THE WORD? DON'T U KNOW ABOUT THE BIRD? EVERYOBODY KNOWS THAT THE BIRD IS THE WORD! Oh, no i did not know that the bird was the word.

Patrick, I just thought of something funnier than 24. Lemme hear it. 25.

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