- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call it when Justin Beiber has sex with a woman? Sex

Who's the slut of the alphabet? C.

Your mother is so fat she has to have her clothing specially ordered, this brought her to a massive credit card bill and made your entire family bankrupt.

Why did Jim go to the hospital? To get an autopsy.

How do you know when your sister's on her period? Your dad's dick tastes like blood

Hey, you why you say poo poo nae nae watch me whip, and do the dougie, and then happy halloween? Potato Salad

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was Tuesday!

Why don't woman wear watches? Because there is a clock on the stove!

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Your momma's so fat that she contracted type 2 diabetes and died at a young age because obesity is a huge problem in America.

Roses are red, violets are blue, if you didn't know that, go back to school.

What is smarter than a blind Mexican midget of average intelligence? A genius

Did you know Helen Keller had a tree house? Niether did she

If you don't see banners here, it doesn't mean they are not there...

How old am I? If you guessed correctly, you are psychic. If you guessed incorrectly, I will send flying gnomes to capture and torture you. Unless, of course, you are of a racial minority in which case nothing will happen to you because I am not racist. :P

Whats fuzzy and pink? A pink fuzz ball

how do you wake up lady gaga? you throw her on the ground.

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hi hey i hate you why you ate my mother she tasted good i like fried chicken ITS A SMALL WORLD! SO DO I well lets go to the beach ok

why was the 6 afraid of the 7? because 7 was a registered 6 offender.

What's the worst joke ever? Justin Bieber.

Q. What did the Vampire say when he ate the Pizza? A. Nothing. It is literally impossible for a vampire to be real, therefore it's insane if you thought it said something.

why did the little boy fall down?? Because a terrorist shot him

whats the difference between a can and a fish?they can both swim. exept for the can.

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