- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the man leave his house during a state of emergency? he didnt

A blonde, a redhead, and a brunette have a contest to see who can get the most likes on their profile pictures. They are all attention-whores.

What do you say when you see a flying donkey Wtf

"What time is it?" "Time to buy a watch." The homeless man inquiring about the time proceeded to cry.

What did the black man say to the mexican? Hello

why was there no toothpaste left in the toothpaste tub? someone squeezed it all in a drawer

What's green, little, and eats rocks? A Little Green Rock-Eater What's green and has a thousand wheels? A lawn, I lied about the wheels! If I were to throw a rock down the a whole in the center of the earth (straight through) what would happen? The Little Green Rock-Eater would eat it!

So a horse walks into a bar. The rancher immediately contacted medical help, and with a little teamwork, the horse was treated and revived.

Exercise Ex - Er - Cise Ex - Ar - Size.. Eggs Are Sides For bacon.. BACON

Did you know that onions is the only food that makes you cry? Oh? Really? Positive. what if I threw a coconut at you're face. ...

How many eskimos does it take to build an igloo? It depends... probably about six or seven.

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A muslim walks out of a plane.

Why did the Polish man cross the road? Because the doctors was across the road, and he had a doctor appointment in five minutes time.

No soup for you!

What's brown and sticky? Poop.

Why is the old lady crying? I threw a fridge at her.

A little boy was taken away in a black van with the promises of candy and a puppy of his very own. What he received? That fore mentioned, and more. The more? Ass rape

You know what happened when I kissed a girl? I enjoyed it so immensely that I received an erection.

the WNBA.

Knock knock Who's there? Fuk Fuk who?

What's the quickest way to a person's heart? A knife

My Jimmy Saville advent calendar is rubbish. It only opens from 1 to 16.

How do you put an elephant in a taxi? You open the door, make sure the elephant is seated confortably, and close the door.

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