What did Tarzan shout when he saw the elephants coming? "Here come the elephants!"

Why did the mans nuts itch he had crabs

why was the woman in the kitchen? because societal standards placed her in such a situation

What did the little boy want to be when he grew up? A cone

Who's mean and white and really not nice? Hitler

Why do women love Panera Bread? They think it's healthy.

Why did a man throw butter out the window ? So he could see butter fly and then realized that there was one on window cil

i like turtles

What did the child say to the clown? For a professional entertainer, you're not that funny.

On a tusday night, three guys walk into a bar After realising they have to work they proceed to exit

What is the funniest shirt Emil heskey has ever worn? A shirt that had this joke on it

Wha'ts the difference between Justin Beiber and a piece of hot muff garbage? Fart triscuits.

whats short blonde and speaks spanish? my spanish teacher Mrs. Inman

What the difference between a circle and a triangle? You're an idiot if you don't know the difference.

What did the cop say to the speeding black man? "Can I see your license and registration?"

Q: What is black and white, black and white, black and white? A: A Nun falling down the stairs.

BOYS ARE DUMB AND THEY SMELL FUNNY AND IM ANGRY

Knock Knock Who's there? Max. Max who? Max who starts his greeting with,  "In accordance with Megan's law"  

What is black and white and has 4 wheels? A zebra, I lied about the wheels

lets work together to make all racists jokes in negitives

One day a baby hit himself on the head with a stuffed animal. I lied, it was a brick, so he died.

Are tomatoes more scary than onions? No. They are not more scary than onions.

A man attempts to sign in to PlayStation Network... And succeeds, proceeding to enjoy the console's numerous award winning exclusive titles such as LittleBigPlanet and Uncharted 2, along with utilizing the system's Blu Ray capabilities and playing with his friends online in an absolutely free network, on what many consider to be the superior console to the Xbox 360.

Why don't you ever want to greet your friend Jack on the plane? Because your wife cheated on you with him and she is having his baby, if you were to even think about talking to Jack, you'd end up slitting his throat and throwing him off the side of the plane into a crocodile pit where they will make a feast of his body for the next couple days... So just don't greet Jack

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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