- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did boy with now arms and no legs get for christmas A pogo-stick

How do you put an elephant in a taxi? You open the door, make sure the elephant is seated confortably, and close the door.

What do you call a school bus full of black people? A school bus

Charlie Sheen Walks Into a Rehab Center.....

You know what happened when I kissed a girl? I enjoyed it so immensely that I received an erection.

A little boy was taken away in a black van with the promises of candy and a puppy of his very own. What he received? That fore mentioned, and more. The more? Ass rape

Why is the old lady crying? I threw a fridge at her.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a worm in every apple.

What's red and bad for your teeth A brick

How do you make a mime cry? Hit him with an axe

What did the man dying of cancer want for his birthday? To live.

Whats pink and silver and runs into walls? A baby with forks in its eyes. Whats green and silver and sits in a corner? The same baby three weeks later.

Why was segregation made Illegal? because its more fun to break the law

Why cant stevie wonder read? Because he is blind

Why did the man drive a van? So he could keep the stuff he stole.

Roses are red, Violets are dead, I've climbed through your window, I'm under your bed.

Do you know the difference between a dinosaur and a slice of bread? No. You're pretty stupid then.

Why did Tim fall out of the window? Well... he didn't exactly fall... I pushed him

What's long hard and full of seman. A submarine.

Whats blue and smells like red paint? Blue paint.

Me:Oh wait, I got a joke! Friends:Oh boy, what is it? Tell us! Me:..my grandma died.. Everyones silent Some random guy:Oh haha, I get it! Me:Shut up, you have no friends. Some random guy: Oh........

Don't read this or I'll be angry ...…...... Darn you...

Jon waits in his driveway for a bit then rides off to a lemonade stand but doesn't stop because the stand is surrounded by police who have arrested the kids at the stand for selling spiked lemonade. He continues past the stand and goes somewhere else (probably Subway).

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