What's sad about a truck passing behind a duck? A: Behind the Duck were the Ducklings.

Three men walk into a bar. One of them is not planning to consume alcohol because they are responsible and he is the designated driver.

What's black, white, and red all over?? A penguin that just got hit by a truck and is now struggling to live.

You know what's good for shoulder pain? If you ice on for 20 minutes then off for 20 minutes repetitively three times a day

everyone dislike the first joke on page one

What's worse than smelly feet? Smelly hands.

What do you call 10 dead babies in a blender? A horrible, horrible child abuse incident.

Knock Knock No solicitors

What did Hitler say when he was dying? He said, "I'm dying."

What did the poor boy get for Christmas? Orphaned.

Obama One Big Ass Mistake America

What did the coat say to the dog? Nothing, the coat was inanimate

What is dark in the darkness even if you shine a torchlight on it? A blackman

my friend died in a car crash, now i have no friends.

If you say "Hi" to every tree you pass, is that being environmentally friendly?

What do you call the Doctor who graduated at the bottom of his class? Doctor.

Why was the man denied access to the college Because he did not have good grades in the past.

Knock Knock! ... Whos there? ... Daisy ... Daisy who? ... Daisy me trolling... ;)

What makes my fourth grade librarian hot? The fact that I set her on fire

How did the cat get outside? It fell out the window

Why did the little boy grow up to be a homosexual man? He didn't find the female reproductive system sexually appealing

Like if you have a vagina. Also like if you have a dong. (Penis)

knock knock who's there? your mom your mom who? I'm sorry to tell your mom is dead :.(

Whats red, and spins at fast speeds? A baby in a blender

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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