a black man and a mexican are sitting in the back seat of a car....whose driving? their friend.

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Why are all the dinosaurs extinct? Because you touch yourself at night,

Don't chop the dinosaur daddy! OK.

Q: What has no color, no shape, no size, and was born in your mind? A: The thought you just had about this anti-joke.

A dyslexic man walks into a bra drinks a bear and leafs .....

Q: What's worse than being stung by a bee A: The Rwandan Genocide

How did the Mexican get across the boarder? He applied for a student visa. He was a promising young scholar who had no trouble being accepted to a prestigious college.

why did the kid fall off his bike he had a serious illness which made it difficult for him to play sports

whats the difference between a black man and a cat? you dont run from a cat

Whats green and miss centowski hates a gas chamber :D lets be friends

What do black people and tornadoes have in common? - It only takes one to destroy a neighborhood.

You know what makes me smile? Facial muscles.

If there's something strange in your neighborhood. Who ya gonna call? The Police.

So Superman walks into a bar right, WRONG, Superman flies into bar

what do u call a hairy cow? Harry

What does a duck have in common? The further it flies the more.

How do you know if you have athlete's foot? You ask your doctor, and he will tell you.

why did the firefighter let the fire burn... becuase of inattentivieness. he will soon be fired.

Why couldn't the man get a job at the daycare? Because he was a serial killer/rapist.

If you don`t see a banner here, it doesn`t mean it wont come back to annoy you whenever it feels like.... P.S, Advertising helps us get rich while permanently harming your ability to focus, Please be understanding! PS: Why the hell do they use capital letters after you know, Commas? its, Weird!

Whats worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. Whats worse than two bee stings? Three bee stings. Whats worse than three bee stings? The holocaust. Whats worse then the holocaust? Four bee stings.

Q. what has 2 tums and a boner. A. a horny guy <3

You know what's funny? You can't spell manslaughter without laughter.

Anti Joke

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