What's more likely to happen in 2011 than the rapture? Finding my real parents.

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A penguin walked into a bar. Just kidding, it waddled at an increasingly fast rate.

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What did the boy with no arms get for Christmas? A gameboy

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roes are red violets are blue we have nothing in common so baby were through

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A Muslim on a plane yells out "Hijack!" Jack replies with "Hello" and the two engage in a casual conversation for the duration of the flight.

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What if your name was Mr. David and the office called you down and you were wearing a dress?

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Why did the bear fall down? I shot it. Why did the second bear fall down? It tripped over the first one.

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What do you call a Jew talking on a cellphone ? Well one should mind his/her business and shouldn't call people names and discriminate against them on religious or ethnic grounds .

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Roses are red, Violets are red, I have a dead body, What do I do.

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Roses are red Olives are Black come to my and will smoke some crack

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What do you say to seduce a woman? Is that a mustache? WTF!

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A man walks into a bar and says, "Hey, Jim, your wife just died from terminal cancer." Jim then says, "Cool. Hey, do you know if the games on tonight?"

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what do You call a white man killing a black man? a accident

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Why was 6 scared of 7? Because 7,8,9

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Why did the police officer pull over the black person? He made a traffic infraction.

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A white guy drives to Home Depot in order to get supplies for remodeling his kitchen. He notices a few Mexicans standing around outside. He decides not to racially profile them and continues on his own business.

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Why was the little girl crying? Because she was hanging upside down from an oak tree.

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Three men are on a plane (note this is a low altitude plane) they're are going on they're 2nd grizzly bear hunting trip in Alaska. they crash into a mountain and all die. except the pilot. he left the wreckage and died from the freezing temperatures of an Alaskan winter.

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whats big and green and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? a snooker table

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CJTheBEST Sticks and stones, May break my bones, Because i have osteoperosis

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A women was driving along in her brand new, swanky, red ferrari when she spotted a red light in the distance. She stopped steadily, following the rules of the road. All of a sudden a loud bang came from behind her where a young driver had hit her at 50 mph. They both come to an abrupt stop and exited their vehicles. The women says "Idiot, you just hit me!" The boys says "oh don't worry, I have insurance."

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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How can you tell I'm the biggest idiot in the room? Look at me.

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Happy Birthday! Your mom is dead!

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