How many squirrels does it take to change a lightbulb? 42.

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A man walks into a chiropractor. The chiropractor asked whats wrong with you? The man replies My boner has scoliosis.

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Sooo, when exactly did you become a man? Is this subject boring you?

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Forward this anti-joke to at least 15 people And absolutely nothing extraordinary will happen in the next 10 minutes.

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- Helen Keller

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How do you perform CPR on a black person. OK, first come down. I wish I could ask why you turned to Anit Jokes.com to ask this question, but this is serious. First, check for any air blockages using two fingers, then...

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What do you get when you come across a blonde. Depression, because you want to do her, but you know that will never happen cause you spend to much time sitting on your ass looking at anti-jokes.

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Wats do you get when you combine a vampire and a ginger? Idk, who would pull that disgusting shit

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How many Polacks does it take to screw in a light-bulb? One. A person's ethnicity or country of origin, or religion for that matter, would have no bearing on one's ability to perform the relatively simple task of installing a light-bulb. Furthermore, there is no reason to use the negative slur 'polack' when referring to a person of Polish descent.

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Who looks like a bird and can fly to hogwarts? Dean McKee. his scar is f u c k i n g rotten

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Q:What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A: Where's my tractor?

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Why am I telling you this joke? Because the person who did it before me mentioned that he enterted this, agreed to the Terms of Service and clicked submit - but missed out that he also typed in the capcha. Mine said: never quit.

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Rozes r read Vilets r blew iy cahn noht spell becuase i am blind.

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Obama ran for re-election in 2012. He lost because he is a horrible president. the liberal left blame his defeat on racists and propose harsh Hate-Crime punishments. America falls into disrepair.

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What did the Asian man say when he got a math problem wrong? Damn it

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HAHA HEHE... WOW that was a good one! i didn't get it...

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Kindness is what makes the world go round..... and chocolate.

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What did the doctor say to his patient? You have 2 weeks to live.

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Three black guys go to the mall, they proceed to have a grand time!

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Doctor I have a headace! The doctor was dead.

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You walk into a plane full of Arabs talking about how much they hate America. You arrive at your destination enlightened about the problems in American society.

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chuck noris- can swim through land god- can walk on watter i- can run on air

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