- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

You have small feet Do you know what small feet mean Small shoes

Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

How many straight naked men can you fit in a wardrobe? I'm not sure but the situation is highly unlikely!

How many Anne Franks does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, cause she's dead.

Why did the African boy die? He was denied any antibiotics to heal his severe case of mono and AIDS, and was living on dirty water and dirt.

What's orange and is a loyalist in the orange order? Caoimhin McCann?

What do you call an iPod that doesn't work? An iPod that doesn't work.

What's the difference between a Lamborghini and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage.

How did the Mexican got into the USA? Trough the border.

What did the Insomniac, Dyslexic Priest do? He stayed up all night wondering if there really is a Dog.

Why was there no girl on the swing set? She decided to get off of the swings.

Dwarf Shortage

What name do you call a woman who is pregnant? Her first name.

Did you hear the joke about the vacuum? It sucks.

Yo momma so fat that she was diagnosed with obesity and may need medical assistance in the future and will be reliant on you, her child.

Whats happening when you see your TV floating at night? You are probably suffering from some sort of mental disorder which causes spontaneous hallucinations and should seek medical help before the condition worsens.

How many Jews can you fit in a car? Two in the front, three in the back, and 278 in the ash tray/\.

Watch me whip, watch me nae nae

What's more boring than watching grass grow? Watching grass not grow.

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding herpes in your apple.

What is long, hard, and full of seamen A submarine you pervert

Two muffins are sitting on a counter. One muffin says to the other "hello." The other muffin says "Oh my god a talking muffin!"

Q. How many grains of rice can you fit in an egg? A. Fire extinguisher.

In order to find a woman, you need time and money. Woman=Time&Money The longer you spend at work, the more money you get. Time=Money Money is the root of most problems in the world today. Money=Problems Therefore Women=Problems

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