- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Jimmy: Knock Knock Nick: Whose there? Jimmy: Joe Nick: Joe Who? Jimmy: Joe Mamma Nick: No shes dead.

Roses are red Violets are red Grass is red OMFG MY LAWN IS ON FIRE !!!?

what did the deaf guy say when the poor man asked how life was? the deaf guy didn't respond considering the fact that he was deaf and would never interact with a poor man.

What happened to my sunglasses?

Women's rights.

What shall we do with the drunken sailor? Call the police to have him escorted off the boat for operating a large veichle under the influence of alcohol.

Whats Pink and fluffy? Yellow fluff thats been dyed pink :D

What happens when you rub two penises together? Gay sex.

What doesn't kill you leaves you in a coma.

Why isn't Billy Mays on TV anymore? Beacause Billy Mays was in a tradgic accident where a bowling ball fell on his head, and a couple days later he died of head trama. His family can't bear to hear his voice anymore.

Q. Whats blue and looks like a bucket? A. a blue bucket Q. whats green and looks like a bucket? A. a blue bucket in disguise.

What did the tree say to the boy? Nothing. As i recall, trees are unable to speak and or show signs of emotion.

What is worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into your grandmother and finding a fish

How many times do you have to make an ass of yourself before you look like a retard and thinking ''random'' means funny? Fuck yourself HAHAHAHAHA seriously stahp

From a picture, it is difficult to tell the difference between an apatosaurus and a diplodocus.

What's Green And Has Wheels? Grass, I Was Just Kidding About The Wheels.

what do mexicans cross? whatever they want. but in this case their local grocery store parking lot to buy fresh produce.

"Knock knock," said the guy about to deliver a knock knock joke.

Two nerds walk into a bar. The effects of alcohol do not discriminate based upon the social status of said consumer.

Three midgets walk into a bar. The first one orders a beer, the second one orders whiskey, and the third one ordered water because all three of them had agreed that he would be the designated driver that night.

I used to be addicted to soap, but now I'm clean. I'm still addicted to heroin, though. No chance I'm ever giving that up.

Why'd the littler girl fall of the swing? because a drunk driver ran through the swing, the little girl was killed. he was later charged with manslaughter.

Why did the chicken cross the road? How the hell should I know? I'm not a chicken :/

Why did the drug dealer get arrested? Cause he was black.

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