what's worse than finding an worm in your apple? Finding HALF a worm in your apple.

Micheal Jackson walks into a bar

An alcoholic walks into a bar. He wakes up the next morning in a jail cell covered in blood. 3rd time this week.

Cancer. Super Cancer.

What do you do if a black man steals your flatscreen TV? Give up, he's probably in Mexico by now.

A princess kisses a frog to aquire a prince.. then gets arrested for beastiality.

What do you do when you find a black guy bleeding on your porch? You should call an ambulance! This man is hurt!

Robert Dupra getting a girlfriend.

What's brown and sticky? Syrup.

What does and elephant and me have in common. Everything, I am an elephant.

What did micheal Jackson get for Christmas?a restraining order!

Whats the difference between a black bird and a white bird? Their colour

Why did the chicken cross the road? He believed pedestrians had the right

A horse walks into a bar. The barman says 'Why the long face?' The horse replies 'I've got AIDS.'

what would happen if american army lost their air supprt ? lmao

A man walked into a blind child's house and made him see again. He stepped outside, walked into traffic, and died as he was not used to the light.

"Is this the Krusty Krab ?" I'M TIRED OF YOUR SHIT TYRONE.

what has 2 legs and bleeds? Half a dog.

Why did the blonde fall off the cliff? She was blind and deaf so she never knew where to go, and her parents kicked her out for her problems. It is a sad situation that noone wants to go through

what did the robber say to lady gaga to get her in the car?get in the car or i shoot you i just want your money!!

What do you do when a burglar breaks into your house and tries to kill and rape you and you family? Nothing, he as an AK-47 and shoots you all dead and then has sex with your corpses.

Why did the chicken cross the road? There is no reason. Chickens don't have the thinking skills to reason.

Why was the little girl sad? She had a grown man sexually assault her.

What sits in the corner of a room and gets smaller and smaller? A baby combing it's hair with a potato peeler.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

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