- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Asian: what time is it? other person: time for you to open your eyes.

so if your riding down a big hill in your canoe and your bicycle falls out how many pancakes do you have left? you would have 200 pancakes left --sticksack

Hej Erik och Leo!!

What`s the best part about twenty-three year olds? there are twenty of them

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot. You racist.

Q:why is walmart so big? A:Years ago a man named Sam Walton had a vision for one stop shopping. And it goes without saying that being a one stop shop must mean you have a lot of inventory thus the size of Walmart is a lot larger to hold and support the increased mass of inventory .

hello i hav a growing interes in math and arithmetic especially when it involves pi if u are still reading this you either didnt realize that this was a joke or just didnt care but most likely it means that the first line interested or bored u and u wanted to find out wut the rest was u like????

I hate it when people pour my cereal. They don't know how much I want. They don't know my life. They don't know what I've been through.

Q: What do you call cheese that isn't yours? A: Cheese.

what happens when a migit and a horse have sex..... probably nothing

How could you tell Adam and Eve wasn't black? ANSWER--YOU WOULDN'T BE ABLE TO TAKE A RIB FROM A BLACK MAN. ISSAIAH FROM OHIO YOLO:]

Whats white, fat, and looks like a horse? An albino horse who apparently has a high chance of diabetes.

Felix? The Lucky cat? That is the only thing that comes to mind, I am dead tired, but I really don't mind staying up until I cant anymore physically, as for mentally I am getting pretty bad as for company.

What do u call 30000 Mexicans rolling Dow a hill. Hahaha your mom

Why was the boy in front of the adoption center sad? He lost his lolly-pop.

a naked man walks into a bar. he is promptly escorted out because you must have shoes and a shirt to be served

Q: What's green and has four wheels? A: A green car.

Whats worse than stubbing your toe? Obama being re-elected

How do you confuse a terrorist? Speak another language other than Arabic

Q) How many times did the woman jump off the cliff? A) Once she died.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was late for its laser bypass surgery.

Why did the sloth cross the road? To slaughter your entire family.

Those who believe that Sarah Palin is dumb are living in some fantasyland. She could damn well speak as much as anyone else!

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