- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Once upon a time, there were two brothers jumping on a bed. The one stopped because the other fell off the bead and died.

What do you call a black man that is wearing a suit? Whatever his name happens to be

A frog walks up to Steve, and says "Hey, Steve." Steve is terrified because a frog knows his name, and is walking.

Roses are gray Violets are gray I really wish That I wasn't color blind

What do Justin Bieber and corn have in common? They are both fruits. Except for the corn.

What do you call a big house full of dead people? My family

What is striped black and white? A prisoner in jail arrested for the murder and rape of a 7 year old child.

What do you call a really bad band? One with a poor guitar player, a bad bass player, sloppy drums, obnoxious vocals, and all of the songs sound the same. Or Nickelback.

Knock knock? Who's there? You have cancer.

what do michael Jackson and little boys do in the dark alone? they turn on the flashlight

whats red, sits in a corner and is slowly getting smaller and smaller baby with a cheese grater whats green and sits motionless in the corner same baby 2 weeks later

What's worse than a worm in your apple? Having a self-conscious baluga hold a gun on you while you hand him all the money you have on you, then realizing balugas are creatures indigenous to aquatic regions, and then realizing you are deep under water and are probably about to die from suffocation

I swear to god it wasnt me Dont swear to go its a sin !

Whats a six letter name for black people? Friend.

A horse walks into the bar and says "why the long face?" The bartender replies "hey! I was supposed to say that!"

Whats long, green and falls out of trees? A canoe. Why did the old man fall out of the tree? He was in the canoe.

What did the homeless man's sign say? It didn't say anything. You had to read it.

What did one computer say to the other? 01001111 01100010 01110110 01101001 01101111 01110101 01110011 0100000 01100010 01101001 01101110 01100001 01110010 01111001 0100000 01101001 01110011 0100000 01101111 01100010 01110110 01101001 01101111 01110101 01110011

i like my rose red and my diamonds blue your screamin mercy so did ur mom but i killed her to

Roses-are-red violets-are-blue Justin's-for -me Not-for-u if-by-chance u-take-my-place I'll-grad-fist &-smash-ur-face

A blonde walks into a bar therefore her face hurts

What did the wall say to the other wall? Nothing, cause they are walls.

"Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "Will farrow now gimme your hentai"

What's big long, harry, and has glowing eyes? I dont know. Its under my bed. PLEASE SEND HELP!!!

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