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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. ;)

Me: Wanna play a game of red light and as I get closer to you, you get to call red light?? girl: Yea! okay, go! girl: green light!! Me: Sorry, firetrucks don't stop for red lights

A man walked into a bar. He got drunk and left.

Jesus on the cross promised he would return rite? So three days later he returns in ghost form and leaves. So why people still waiting for him? He returned and left already! (Lack of Moral?): The third coming: this summers blockbuster hit!

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? She was a loaf of bread.

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: It was dead Q: Why did the lizard fall out of the tree? A: It was stapled to the moneky

Roses are blue Violets are polka dot I suck at rhyming Pandas

How many gays does it take to change a lightbulb? It's COMPLETELY circumstantial.

Hello, can I order a cheeseburger?

Q: Whats better than not being a Jew? A: Being a Jew.

Why did the woman come out of the kitchen? She didn't.

People are like trees. When hit multiple times with an ax they fall down.

Why did little Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms knock knock who's there? Not little Suzie.

Why did the woman make so many sandwiches? She was a mother catering for her child's sporting event.

What did one Chinese man say to the other Chinese man? I would tell you but i don't speak Chinese therefore i have no way of translating it for you

What did the hitler youth kid get for Christmas? An easy bake oven and a G.I. Jew.

In Soviet Russia, it is usually cold throughout the year, as it is located in a colder region of the planet.

A priest, a minister, and a rabbi walk into a butcher's shop. The priest and the minister each by a pound of pork while the rabbi doesn't because one of the 613 Commandments is that a Jew shall not eat any animal with hooves.

Going up to someone and saying, "my mom is dead and my dad tryd killing himself, can i have a ride home?"

theres a straight guy, a gay guy ,and a jew the weird part is the straight guy hits on the jew and the gay guy which make the situation all akward.

Why are people in Africa dying? because the majority of them have a lack of food and fresh water which effects their health.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Jeffery Dahmer. Oh, good, you're finally here!

When life gives you AIDS! Make lemonAIDS!

Two muffins were in an oven. The first muffin says: 'It sure is hot in here!' The second muffin says: 'Why are they only cooking two muffins?'

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