- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you find the richest man in Mexico? Go through government records and tax files and find the person with the highest salary

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for his birthday? A bike

Why did the chicken cross the road? Exercise

What did the old Hispanic man say to the young black woman in the Laundromat? I don't know cause I goofed in school and didn't pay attention in spanish class.

Why did the baby cross the road? Because he was stapled to the chicken.

Knock, Knock. Who's there? It's me, Jeremy. Oh, great to see you! Come inside. They then have a great time watching TV and eating snacks

So there's this white guy with a huge dick.

my own dog bit my penis off, it was then put down. it was the worst day of my life.

What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

Two egyptian soccerclubs are playing, what's the score? Over 70 dead

Why did the boy get his head slammed in a car door? Because his mother did not love him, and thought it was an appropiate action.

Is your refrigerator running? No.

Why was 2 afraid of 81? Because seven eight nine.

How do you get rid of black elephants? Arrest it for being black.

A Hispanic man, an African woman, and a Caucasian man walk into a bar. No one wins this round of "Racial Equality Appreciation Day's" game of limbo.

What word starts with N and ends with R that you never want to call a black person? Neighbor.

What did the boy eat for breakfast? Food

richard is fag

an orange and an apple are both in a fruit bowl, the apple says nothing as its an apple and apple's cant speak its just an apple

say it ten times fast: oh

How many ADD kids does it take to change a light bulb? Wanna ride bikes?

Roses are red, violets are blue I've got Alzheimer's cheese on toast

I FEEL LIKE I'M RIDING ON A CLOUD actually it's physically impossible to ride on clouds because they are sparsely situated ice particles.

What's worse; twelve babies in one trash can or one baby in twelve trash cans?

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