roses are red, violets are blue, hes for me not for you, if by chance you take me place, ill take my fist, and smarsh your face.

Roses are red, Violets are purple, not fucking blue.

why was sally the best at hid and go seek they couldn't find her body

Situation: 2 cows eating grass on a warm Sunday night. Question: Why does 9+4=3 1/2? Answer: 69!

Why did the boy cry after baseball practice? He was molested by his coach.

What did the fat confused man say? I am confused.

SPILL THE BEAAAANNSSSS

A homeless man gets a computer. Later that day he is found dead inside the computer.

what kind of mexicans are NOT in the U.S. -legal

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 had bullied 6 and his old pal 21 back in his younger days.

Q: What do you call a black man's car being egged? A: A Hate Crime

roses are red violets are blue if i had a gun i would shoot you

Adam Sandler is still funny ! *cough*

A man walks into a Library.... And asks for a book.

What's the cure of cancer? Death.

Wanna hear a funny joke? Look at the next joke.

I have a horse.

Knock. Knock. Who's there? Anonymous. Anonymous who? Exactly.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she has no arms. *Knock knock* "Who's there?" "Not Sally."

Josh Groban, John Mayer, Ben Folds and Nick Cave are at an underground club that specialises in lithuanian folk music and siberian vodka. end of story

How do you leave a jackass in suspense? I'll tell you later.

What do you call a jew in an oven? A safety hazard

whats funnier than 24?????????????????????????????????????????? 25

What's worst than finding two worms in your apple? Two holocausts.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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