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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Who has two thumbs and lost them? Me but I can't really point at myself due to the lack of thumbs.

What's worse than smelly feet? Smelly hands.

Me: Wanna play a game of red light and as I get closer to you, you get to call red light?? girl: Yea! okay, go! girl: green light!! Me: Sorry, firetrucks don't stop for red lights

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? She was a loaf of bread.

So a Mexican a Jew and a Philippino walk across the street What Happened? the border patrol shot them

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. ;)

Why did the woman make so many sandwiches? She was a mother catering for her child's sporting event.

Why did little Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms knock knock who's there? Not little Suzie.

Hello, can I order a cheeseburger?

Roses are blue Violets are polka dot I suck at rhyming Pandas

What did the hitler youth kid get for Christmas? An easy bake oven and a G.I. Jew.

A priest, a minister, and a rabbi walk into a butcher's shop. The priest and the minister each by a pound of pork while the rabbi doesn't because one of the 613 Commandments is that a Jew shall not eat any animal with hooves.

Q: Whats better than not being a Jew? A: Being a Jew.

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: It was dead Q: Why did the lizard fall out of the tree? A: It was stapled to the moneky

In Soviet Russia, it is usually cold throughout the year, as it is located in a colder region of the planet.

Going up to someone and saying, "my mom is dead and my dad tryd killing himself, can i have a ride home?"

People are like trees. When hit multiple times with an ax they fall down.

What did one Chinese man say to the other Chinese man? I would tell you but i don't speak Chinese therefore i have no way of translating it for you

Why did the woman come out of the kitchen? She didn't.

How many gays does it take to change a lightbulb? It's COMPLETELY circumstantial.

When life gives you AIDS! Make lemonAIDS!

Knock Knock. Who's there? Jeffery Dahmer. Oh, good, you're finally here!

theres a straight guy, a gay guy ,and a jew the weird part is the straight guy hits on the jew and the gay guy which make the situation all akward.

Why are people in Africa dying? because the majority of them have a lack of food and fresh water which effects their health.

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