- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how do you confuse a brunette? paint yourself red and throw a fridge at her

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If your riding your bicycle down the railroad tracks and your wings fall off how much icecrea does it take to fill a upside down doghouse

Roses are gay, Violets are gay, I am gay.

A baby seal walks into a club.

Why do midgets laugh when they run? Because the grass tickles their balls.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he died.

What do you get when you cross a hamster with a zebra? A genetic abomination that you should put out of it's misery.

What does the average fishermen catch Fish

Why did the woman cross the road? Better yet, why is she out of the kitchen

What did the man say when he lost his car? Where the fuck did my car go

What does an elephant and a grape have in common? One of them is purple.

How many dead rats can you put in your ex-girlfriend's bed? 437.

Why did the paraplegic die in a fire? He couldn't get down the stairs.

ill have a no.9 a n.9 large

whats the same about a donkey and a horse? They are from the same animal classification group.

What do you call a lot of Chinese people in a confined place? A Chinese urban center.

What did the thin Italian say to the fat Italian? I don't know, I can't speak Italian.

Why did timmy fall off his bike? Someone threw a fridge at hm

Stevan Hawkings walked into a bar. Ohh shit :/

What did peter griffin say to the black guy? Oh you are black.

Which came first, the chicken or the egg? Neither, many scientists believe that the first living organisms on Earth were single-celled, prokaryotic bacteria.

How can you get an asian kid to flunk a class? You can't.

Q: How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if he tore his ACL last week trying out for wood chucking nationals? A: Woodchucks don't possess the ability to chuck wood, nor do they have ACLs.

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