What is better than a Beer? Two Beers.

What's the difference between a sewer pipe and a French fry? A lot

I walk up in the morning feeling like pdidy who's pdidy grab my glasses out the door I have no glasses girl going to hit the city how do I hit the city ugh this confersasion is over song hmmff

Laughter is the best medicine. No, Heroin is.

Why was Justin Beiber Booed off the stage. Because I spelt his last name incorrectly.

Forget about them, do not compare yourself to those beneath you, you always wanted to help as many as possible, in a world where everyone fights for themselves only.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: The farmer decided it was too cruel to fence in the animal, however getting run over by a car was a fate... not worse than death because it died.

A White, a Black, and a Hispanic man walk into a bar. They sit down and have a nice conversation, tip their bartender and then leave.

How do you drown a black? - pop their lips

knock knock who's there? your mom your mom who? I'm sorry to tell your mom is dead :.(

what happens when you try to believe it's not butter? 34 Indonesian kids lose their job.

Why was the black man running down the street with a suitcase? He was late for work.

A dyslexic man walks into a bra. He is promptly arrested for sexual harassment.

whats does a dog cat spider and rat have in common?the dog cat and rat are all mammals.Exept for the rat idiot!!you should have figured THAT out before!!!

What do you call a Jew talking on a cellphone ? Well one should mind his/her business and shouldn't call people names and discriminate against them on religious or ethnic grounds .

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop? That depends on a variety of factors.

What did the commentor say when he saw the "waht's worse than finding a worm in your apple...the holocaust." joke? I am offended to your cruel referance to worms.

Why were there only 5,000 Mexicans at the Battle of Alamo? They only had 1250 trucks.

What does a lonely man do on opposite day? I don't know. I don't stalk him on normal days because that is both weird and illegal, thus I cannot come to a conclusion to what he does on opposite day. However, since he is lonely, I hypothesize that he must do something social, since the opposite on that is lonely.

What's white, wet, and loved by women? A polar bear cub.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He believed pedestrians had the right

Q: what did Katy Perry say when someone told her that she was adaopted? A: That's not true, my parents took pictures of me in the hospital just minutes after I was born.

How do Germans treat the Jewish? Kindly, and with much hospitality.

Why was the asain studing? Because he had a 59 in math and needed a C to tay on the footbal team.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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