- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A musician without any music walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Who do you think you are, a hobbit?" The musician without any music says,"yeah" and turns into a hobbit

Two guys walk into a bar.... OUCH

Why did the chicken cross the road? it was thrown

Why didn't 6 like 7? Because 7 was a huge racist.

I would tell you a joke about a blunt pencil but it's pointless

Waseem is a hard worker.

What does a black guy get for Christmas? your bike.

What's worse than losing the remote? Dying of cancer.

How do Chinese people name their kids? They could look up a baby-names book, consult their family history, or make one up

Why did the man fall over? He was blind.

Why did the boy take the train to school? Because he lived quite far away.

What's blue, orange, and silver all over? Nothing. That's a ridiculous combination of colors.

Why did the Pakistani man cry when the Nigerian man was killed in a terrorist attack? They were lovers.

Drew Knowles is gay

Why couldn't the married couple have sex? They were lesbians who were saving up a sex change.

Why didn't the man answer the Anti Joke? He had a severe mental disorder and was therefore incapable of speech.

How many pancakes can you fit into a gopher hole? Red - because ice cream doesn't have any bones.

Why was Jimmy so bad at jumping rope? His father's car ran over an IED back in 2009. Jimmy had lost his legs in a tragic explosion.

Where did Susie go after the explosion? I don't know: she was nowhere near the explosion at the time that it happened. She probably got up to use the bathroom.

What do you call a Pakistani flying a plane. 9/11

Q: How did Mary get frostbite A: Her mother locked her in a freezer

Q. How did the man with no legs get to places? A. He didn't, he died at his house alone

Why does Ray Charles always smile? Because he doesn't know he's black.

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