MR MCANN WHAT COLOUR IS YOUR PUBES ?

A rabbi and a priest walk into a bar. The rabbi says "ow my head"

Refridgerator.

12 in general

Do you know what really hurts my feelings? Nerve damage.

A man walks in to a bar. Ouch.

Whats worst than finding half a worm in your apple? Getting rapped by a giant scorpian

When my parents said that they chucked a flipper baby into the Atlantic ocean I assumed a baby seal, I later found out that happened to my disabled brother.

Roses are Black Violets are black I am colorblind, are you to?

A young boy walked into a hardware store and asked for a long weight. Luckily, the shop owner was kindly and brought the child up to speed on the process of hazing.

Okay.. So a dyslectic man walks into a bra...

Why did the monkey eat the banana? Because it was sexually confused

if yuo cna raed tihs, yuo hvae a sgtrane mnid too. Cna yuo raed tihs?

Yo mamma is so dumb, she bought a Wii and was satisfied with her purchase

"knock knock" "who's there" "Chuck" "Get out of here Chuck I hate you!"

How many babies does it take to paint a barn? It depends on how hard you throw them

So i know this guy... yes? thats it.

Why did James drop his ice-cream? He was mourning the loss of his mother to terminal illness so he threw himself in front of a train.

A man rode into town on Friday and came out on Friday how did he manage this? He stayed for a couple of hours

what do you call a child with bruises on his face? Child protective services.

A man walks into a bar. He gets drunk, goes home, and beats his wife and kids.

Why did the man trip over the kitten? He was blind.

What's wore then finding a worm in your apple? Being the only person to survive a plane crash over Alaska, then having to eat your family in order to stay alive waiting for help to come.

You know its time to leave when she wake's up out of her coma and your balls are on her chin.

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