A duck walks into a bar and says to the bartender "Put it on my bill."

Why couldn't the married couple have sex? They were lesbians who were saving up a sex change.

Why did the Pakistani man cry when the Nigerian man was killed in a terrorist attack? They were lovers.

Roses are niggas Violets are niggas I'm lil Wayne niggas rhymes with niggas

I'vegto a riddel for you;l Do siolve it. during the day... I look liek a snake By night?///////////////// What ams i? Rack your brains

Why didn't the man answer the Anti Joke? He had a severe mental disorder and was therefore incapable of speech.

What do 9 out of every 10 people enjoy? Gangrape.

Why does Ray Charles always smile? Because he doesn't know he's black.

Where did Susie go after the explosion? I don't know: she was nowhere near the explosion at the time that it happened. She probably got up to use the bathroom.

What's the difference between a cult leader and a television personality? On average, 3.2 inches.

What's the same about a duck-billed platypus and a duck? They both have a duck bill on their face... Duh!

So I'm blowing this guy and he starts rubbing his finger through my hair... So I started thinking, what a fag.

A blind man walked into a bar. Quite literally.

Why was the woman angry with Santa Claus? Because he kicked her hands.

Why did the black man take the watermelon? Because he bought it, and watermelons are delicious.

Why was billy bad at telling jokes? Billy was sexually abused as a child and humour was never really part of his life

your mamma so dumb she makes frankienstien look smart

Why doesn't God like pizza? Because he doesn't exist.

Why did little Suzan fall of the swing? She has no arms. Knock,Knock Who's there? Not Suzan

what's worse than 24? 6 million.

Why do women wear makeup and perfume? Because they're ugly and they smell bad.

Why is the man's nose bleeding? Because I punched him in the nose. He looked at me funny.

What's white and can't jump? A fridge.

roses are red violets are blue the sugar bowls empty so is your head

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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