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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a park. He gets abducted and raped by flying asparagus.

How did the failing slut get an A -she studied really hard

What is funny about a man who chews tobacco? Nothing, the man was diagnosed with mouth cancer at a young age and got his jaw removed, he was very upset.

Roses are red Violets are red Grass is red OMFG MY LAWN IS ON FIRE !!!?

'l give you a nickle to tickle my pickle i'l give you a dime to take you time

Whats worse than a dead baby? Two dead babys.

Knock knock. Whos there. Your landlord. Your landlord who? Bitch, i'm here with your eviction notice you haven't paid rent in weeks

How many lesbians does it take to change a lightbulb? One. But after she does this, se will probably have sex with another woman

So a horse walks into a bar. The rancher immediately contacted medical help, and with a little teamwork, the horse was treated and revived.

What happened to the alcoholic man that decided to never drink ever again? He died of thirst. Moral: Alcohol was the only available liquid in this twilight zone... Anti anti joke

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A man and a bird are on the edge of a cliff. The man falls off and dies and the bird flies away because birds can fly and people can't.

What did the Taliban teenager strap on his chest before getting on the bus? A blue rubber dildo.

What's worse than the holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

Q: What do people usually find funny? A: A joke.

Why did the boy fall off the swing? Because he got shot in the face. Why couldn't the boy get back on the swing? He had no arms. Why didnt his mum come and save him? She is blind, deaf and in a wheelchair.

Knock Knock Who's there? Ken. Can I some and use your toilet, I really need a shit.

Why was the emo kid sad? Because he gets raped by his dad every night

Four blonds are driving to Disneyworld. They got in a crash and died.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, as it was a busy highway it was hit before making it to halfway.

Has anyone else noticed that the very least popular and the most popular anti-joke on this site are both related to the Holocaust.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He did not have sufficient stability in his arm at that moment causing him to loosen his grip and drop his ice cream.

Hi, how are you doing? Good, yourself? Fine, thanks. Have a nice day. You too, bye.

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