Justin Bieber

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What did the clock say to the book? I have no batteries.

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What separates man from animal? Divorce.

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A Priest and a Rabbi walk into a bar together. They discuss the fundamentals and aspects of Religion.

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A nun, a jew, and a black walk into a bar. The bartender says "What is this, a joke?"

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why cant little timmy ski? he was born without legs.

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A man wakes up after only one hour of sleep due to his insomnia. He starts to cry because his wife just passed away and his parents were recently killed in a car accident. The man gathers his composure, takes a shower, and drives to his minimum wage job. He was expelled from high school for an assault he didnt even commit and has no money to get an education. At work, he accidentally drops a box of valuable, fragile electronic parts and gets fired by his boss. He goes home to his dirty 1 bedroom apartment and contemplates suicide. He decides to wait as his favorite tv show is on. He turns on the tv to the news his show has been cancelled. The man, depressed, suicidal and alone, picks up his .22 and kills himself. There is no God.

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What's red, white and blue? You're mother on her period after she had sex. I don't know where the blue came from.

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What did the T Rex say to the pterodactyl? ROIRWR!!!

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What's Funny and has two Wheels A kids falling off his bike

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What do you call a duck who votes democrat? A duck

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Roses are red Violets are blue I've got to say I hate you!

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If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be. He could not be. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. He's either in great danger or has a psychological disorder.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Neither has he.

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A cripple and a Jew walk into a bar. They sit down and begin to discuss all the stigmas that they have faced their entire lives. The conversation goes on for an hour, at which point a black man walks in. Just then, the bar explodes and they all die.

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HAVING OTHER LESBIAN'S OVARIES C AUGHT A AROUND U MBRELLAS SITTING TREES

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Q: What do you call an Ethiopian on a food strike? A: An Ethiopian

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the idiot's house. "Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "The chicken"

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Q: WHAT IS THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN A SKINNY PERSON AND A JESSE? Answer: THE SKINNY PERSON IS VERY LEAN AND THE FAT PERSON IS VERY JELL-OUS

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What's the difference between a Mexican and a pizza? A pizza can feed a family of four.

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Why was Billy no mates? He had no friends.

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What's worse that tripping over on your way home from work? Finding your entire family murdered

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Roses are red Violets are blue Im really bad at poetry Your mums a whore

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what do you do when you see a black man limping across your frontyard? you stop laughing an reload.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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