- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a boy with no arms and no legs that gets stepped on a lot? Mat.

What's worse than finding half a suicide tablet in your apple? Finding half a worm.

Why did Suzy have burns on her face? Because her little brother attacked her with a hot curling iron thinking it was a lightsaber.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Most poems rhyme, But this one doesn't.

how many shit jokes do you need to make before you realize that random does not equal funny? TOO FUCKING MANY

chuck norris multiplied by zero equals zero.

Whats worse than going to jail for the rest of your life? Going to jail naked for the rest of your life.

why did the computer monitor stop working? Becasue it has a date with a slice of cheese.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Why? Because she has no arms. Knock. Knock. Who's there? Not Sally

No smoking No eating No drinking On this bus Didn't say anything about sniffing

Scratch and Sniff [________] smells like glass doesn't it?

Q: What is the first thing you do if you wake up and meet the entire justice league(!!!) Which tells you that you are the "chosen one" and that only you can save the world once your true powers awaken? A: Increase your schizo medication.

What's worse than losing the remote? A steamroller going backwards on the highway.

why did the mexican work for a lawn care service I don't know why don't you ask him

Repeat after me: Silk, Silk, Silk, What's the square root of 465?

Gordon Brown smiles.

So Superman walks into a bar right, WRONG, Superman flies into bar

You die of loss of blood, under a pile of first-aid kits

"I'm so hungry!" "Hello so hungry, I am Matt. You must come from a very odd family if your name is " so hungry"!

What did the cow say to the farmer who was driving by in a tractor? MOOOOOOOO!

Q: Who stole the cookies from the cookie jar? A: A burglar

Roses are c0ck violets are vag this joke is for george i like it like that<3xxxx

In the movie "Sherlock Holmes". Why is Sherlock Holmes gay???? Because he was chasing "Blackwood".

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