- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Haiku doesn't rhyme, And neither does this

What's the thing that freaks guys out the most? When you're about to have sex with a girl and it turns out she had a penis and it's bigger than yours

Why can't Hellen keller drive? Because she's a woman.

What do you call a man who does not burst into tears after hearing that his mother has died? A person that has been desensitized by today's cruel world and society.

whats black and hangs from my tree a plum

Last words of a redneck - "Hold my beer and watch this"

What is 9+10? 19

A man sees the most beautiful woman he's ever seen on the street. He takes her into a dark alley and r.apes her.

How do you know when your sister's on her period? Your dad's dick tastes like blood

Why did the black man cross the road? He was chasing the chicken

Q: Why is it when geese fly in a V that one side is longer than the other? A: There are more geese on that side.

Why wad six afraid of seven? Because seven was a sexual offender.

What do you call a nun in a wheelchair? Virgin Mobile

Whats the difference between Jesus and the Pope. Jesus died 2 thousand years ago

a black guy a white guy and a spanish guy walk into a bar, after they left the bar they became good friends despite thier differences.

A man was struck by lightning. What did you think he got super powers or something? No. He died a horrible death

Why did Suzie's friend put rubbish in her mouth? Because Suzie is a rubbish bin.

What's the difference between cancer and my grandmother? She doesn't have cancer.

What did John look at when Meghan Fox took off her shirt? her undershirt

Have you accepted Jesus Christ as your lord and savior?

How many dead babies can you fit in my truck? Thirty-seven and a half;)

what do you call a black guy with a bachelor's degree? by his first name, "Carl".

What's brown and sticky? A stick. What's orange and sticky? An orange. What's red and sticky? My stool - is that normal?

Why doesn't McDonald's sell hot dogs? They don't want to advertise for McWeenies.

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