- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did ben 10's omnitrix or watch break? Because he kept slapping it.

What was the black kid carrying when he was running down your street? His television set

Who's a tool and a NARC? Josh Brami!

Haikus are easy, But sometimes they don't make sense, Refrigerator Sex

Q: Why do only 10% of women go to heaven? Your question is fundamentally wrong. Religion is a collective hallucination.

whats worse than ur granny dying? uhhh...actually theres nothing is worse

Whats fluffy, multicolored, and dances like a disco santaclaus? i don't know.

I once was told that life is like a box of chocolates, but then realized that it wasn't

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? You set the alarm for a reasonable time. - Louis

Roses are red Bacon is red Poems are hard Bacon

A muslim man takes a flight to New York. He lands safely at JFK airport.

moonshine most none americans think its just when the moon shines we have another story

Whats the difference between an apple and a chicken? Many, many things

What does china and an 80 year old body builder have in common? They're both asian. I forgot to mention that the body builder is japanese.

What is the definition of child abuse? Ms Bazan

Q: Why was the old man sad? A: Because he has a quarter super glued to the bottom of his foot

How many infants does it take to paint a house? Forty-Seven.

If there's something strange in your neighborhood. Who ya gonna call? The Police.

Why did the boy fall off his bike? His mother threw a brick at him.

What makes us laugh? Definitely not this joke!

How much signal does an Asian woman need to cut across 4 lanes? None

What is the similarity between John W. Booth and Pee Wee Herman? They both got arrested for shooting someone in the back of the head in the theater.

What did one duck say to the other? "Quack" Ducks don't talk. But if it were to say something it would probably mention how it is concerned about the fact that the majority of people on the internet don't know what ducks say to each other.

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