What is big, blue, and eats rocks? A big blue rock eater.

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Do you know what hurts? An abortion.

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My name is Dave I like poems Microwave ummmmmmmmm (enter word that rhymes with poems)

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Whats worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. Whats worse than two bee stings? Three bee stings. Whats worse than three bee stings? The holocaust. Whats worse then the holocaust? Four bee stings.

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men's rights activists

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Little Jimmy had walked in on his parents. "Mummy what are you doing with dad?" "Baking a cake" She replied. Two hours later the cake had then cooled and was consumed by all.

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Roses are red Violets go poo My name is Dave How bout u

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A blond walked into a bar. A guy picker her up and then they had sex.

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Roses are red. Violets are red. Daisies are red. WHY IS MY GARDEN ON FIRE?

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What color is a red house Red What color is a blue house Blue What color is a white house White What color is a green house Clear

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What do you call a man with no legs? A leg-less man.

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What's worse than getting a bruise? AIDS.

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what did one paper football say to the other? did you get flicked off too.

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What did the black fire-fighter do when the house caught fire? The heroic man ran inside and got every animal and person inside to the out side and then proceeded to extinguish the flames with his fire-extinguisher out, thus saving most of the families valuables. He was then awarded a raise in his salary for his heroic valor. Although any fire-fighter could have done this because of the hard work and dedication that is put into training. So really describing the race that this heroic man is was totally pointless.

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A black man walks into a bar. He paid his tab and couldn't have been more polite.

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Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She got shot in the head by her drunk step-dad.

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why did the cow say baaaaa ? it was a stupid cow

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roses are red violets are red i smell my wife nows shes dead

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The child was fired from his job.

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What is black and white and has 4 wheels? A zebra, I lied about the wheels

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Shark week? More like owl week. Hoo!

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why did Sallt fall off the swings? she had no arms knock knock who's there not Sally

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What's the difference between a duck? Both legs are of equal length, especially the right.

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What did the cop say to his belly? "Hey in there!"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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