- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you get when you mix a dog and a fish? A hot fillet.

A man came home and witnessed his wife having an affair with another man. The husband and wife got into a huge argument and eventually got divorced

- Wanna see a magic trick? - Sure - Too bad. I don't know any.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It died.

Two Jews walk into a pub. They don't order a ham sandwich.

Q: whats worse than finding out you failed an exam? A: finding out you where Hitler in a past life

What's the difference between apples and oranges? You can't wash a window with a spade.

whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and a motorcycle nothing, I dont have either

whats big fat round and bounces on the ground? a ball and your mum

How do you make a tissue dance? You give it dance lessons.

Roses are brown. Violets are brown. Who pooped in my garden?

Roses are red, violets are blue. I have a gun, get in the van.

Q:how do you save a black guy from drowning A: you shoot him

What do Barbra Streisand and Danny Glover have in common? Nothing.

what has fore legs and cant fly a cat you idiot

What's the difference between Marvin Gay and George Straight. They are two different people

Yo' mamas so fat that your friend said a yo mama so fat joke to you. You were certainly not amused.

A child wasn't wearing knee pads when he was skateboarding. He proceeded to fall of his board and break his arm

Columbus Day... A day to remember the anniversary of Columbus enslaving America.

friends are like snowflakes. if you piss on them they go away

what is black and is a really bad neighbor. your bad neighbor wearing a black shirt.

The kid next door was running around shouting spells and carrying a wand. ''I bet you'd love to be like Harry Potter!'' I told him. ''Yes!'' he exclaimed. So I killed his parents and locked him under the stairs.

What did Jimmy do on his 8th birthday? Turn 8.

Roses are blue Violets are polka dot I suck at rhyming Pandas

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