A pope meets another one

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How do you solve a scatter plot? Give a pencil to Michael J. Fox.

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Knock knock. Who's there. To get to the other side.

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why didn't the baby cry once it came out of the womb? because it was a stillborn.

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Why did the boy fail math? He got bad grades.

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What worse than seeing a worm in your apple? Half a worm in your apple.

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Once upon a time, in a magical kingdom, there were too many similar jokes on anti-joke.com. One man thought he could be funny by writing a joke that referenced this, and be even funnier by referencing what he was referencing. Then he referenced that, then that, and so on until the layers of meta caused his brain to explode. Some of it landed in your mother's vagina.

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Whats sadder than 20 dead babies nailed to a tree? The Parents...

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Guess my favourite fruit. Peach.

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I have read and agree to the Terms of Service

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. . I am a whale

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It's better if you don't understand

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What's the difference between a pizza and a Jew? A pizza doesn't scream when you put it in the oven.

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Maroon 5 to a bitch: Cross my heart and hope to die... wait why don't i just kill you bitch!

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It's not gay until eyes meet or tips touch.

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A horse walks into the bar and says "why the long face?" The bartender replies "hey! I was supposed to say that!"

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Knock Knock Who's there Your serial killer

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two men write a poem one says quack the other says woof what is the middle of the number witch is amazing because who ever is reading this you are beautiful and have chucken food ion your cheek bone connected to the knee cap indeed i shall write on to you guys saying how lovley it is TO MAKE FIRENDS WITH CHICKENS

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Why couldn't the kid eat his vegetables? His parents stabbed him...

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What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? "We are both lawyers."

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Hey! Do you like fishsticks? Me too :)

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I am the best i am the worst My wife was buried in hearse

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What is red and green and goes 50mph? A frog in a blender.

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Why are the dinosaurs extinct? A meteor hit the Yucatan Peninsula and caused a blast that covered the earth and killed them all.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


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