- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the retarded man fail his math test? He didn't study.

Your dad must be a drug dealer because I saw him in your kitchen snorting cocaine

Why is the bowler right handed? He has no left hand.

What did the Jamacian say to his friends? Yo me Rastas' on de cloud shroud atta boy 9PM we rizzle into da hitasses bar and we order us da drink of "grandpa's cough medicince" me tinks, who grees wid my view od oftaday Rastas?

Why didn't the little boy wake up today? Because he's dead

Say you are caught in a net with 10 other people in said net at a construction site. A pair of scissors are right next to you and everyone said to use the scissors. But instead of using the scissors, you use your teeth in risk of a broken tooth.

Q: How many Jews does it take to fix a light bulb? A: 2, one to hold the light bulb and the other to turn the ladder

Knock Knock Whos there Me Oh, come in

What do you call a black man who likes watermelon and fried chicken? Someone who likes good food.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead.

how do you get a scouters power level to 9,000? power levels dont exist in real life therefore cannot reach 9,000

What do Gary Glitter and Michael Jackson have in common? They are both successful pop stars

How do you mess with Hellen Keller? Re-arrange her furniture.

(kid is eating a round fruit) friend: Get me an apple too. Kid: I wish I could The kids friend later realizes that his friend was actually eating a peach.

A man punches a 3rd grader in the stomach. Not long after he is arrested and no longer is allowed within 500 feet of a public school.

A man walk's into a bar with a monkey, I fotgot the rest of the joke. Your mom is a whore.

What's worse than tripping over your shoelace? Watching your mother get her tits cut off with a chainsaw then getting ripped apart and eaten alive by cannibals

So I saw my asian friend at the beach on a really sunny day, so I said hi.

What did the man say when he saw his t.v. floating in the middle of the night? I must be seeing things. By logic, televisions don't float. My weary eyes must be playing tricks on me and I should probably go back to sleep.

What's funny about black people? The fact that they are all in prison for not being visible at night time.

What's worse than getting punched in the balls? Many things inflict more pain than that

What starts with "P" and ends with "orn"? Popcorn

A horse walks into a bar The bartender says "why the long face?" The horse says nothing, because he's a horse The bartender soon relizes there is a horse in his bar, and calls animal control

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