- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's funnier then the holocaust? A second one.

Is that a banana in your pocket, or do you just have an erection?

Why did the blonde fail her science test? Because she spent all day at the hair salon getting her hair died from brown to blonde when she should have spent the time productively studying.

im telling maguire

One day... Jack: Good morning Ben: Good morning The End.

Yo mamas so fat she hates her life and the example she sets for her children.

Roses are red My name is Dave This poem makes no sense And it doesn't rhyme either

So, would you like provolone or mozzarella with that? Yes.

ask me if i am a tree. no.

Q. Which one do you hate more? Jews, Mexicans, or Asians. A. I hate all of them, but jews are annoying when they resist getting stuffed in the oven.

Why did billy have a frog stapled to his face? Because he was having a bad day.

how do you make a plumber cry kill his family LOLOLOLOLOLOL

what did the prostitute say to the black man after they had sexual intercourse? I have aids

Why did the Mexican fail his english test? Because he had studied for an inadequate amount of time and proceeded to fornicate with many women, also preventing him from sleeping for the advised 7-8 hours a night.

i like turtles

Where would it be hard to find handicapped parking? At the paralympics.

Why is Suzie at the bottom of the cliff? Because I pushed her. Knock knock Who's there? Not Suzie.

Hickory dickory dock, The mouse ran up the clock, Barbara called the exterminator, Who killed all 10 of them.

Yo Momma is SO FAT, THAT she has an increased risk of cardiac arrest due to her blood pressure.

Why did a boy get slapped in the hand? A; because he had it in the persons face

Why so serious ?

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know you have to ask the chicken if you speak chicken

Why did the bus crash? The driver was a loaf of bread.

What's worse than stepping on a nail? stepping on the nail and falling on more nails face first.

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