- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If rocks were people, what would you call a bunch of marble rolling down a hill? Rocks don't have the ability to be people.

What does the fox say? Nothing a fox is incapable of speech.

Why couldn't the 13 year old get into the pirate movie? He has cancer and is dying in the hospitable.

Q: What do you call a serial killer named Mark? A: Mark.

What did the blind man say to the mentally challenged man when he bumped into him? Watch where you're going, retard.

What do you call a Welshman with a stick up his arse? A very odd man

whats then difference between a jew and a pizza ? A pizza doesnt scream when its put in the oven .

How can you tell if your roomate is gay? If he gets an erection when you have anal sex with him.

Why did the child cry? His sister just left for college

A neutron walks into a bar. The barman says, "for you, no charge." The neutron replies, "very funny asshole, you're just going to put it on my tab after I pass out."

What did the black man say tovtye chinese man? Hello sir how are you today?

What is a hammer? It's not a screwdriver

I'm not hungry, so when my mon offered me a pear I said to her "No thanks, I'm not hungry".

what's worse then the holocaust finding a worm in your apple.

How do you stop a black man from running? You shoot his knee caps.

why did the kid sit alone at lunch? he had no friends

If John has 10 packs of beer and he drinks 8 packs,what is John left with? Morbid Obesity.

Yo momma is so fat that she is in the guinness records

What does a Twihard, a Brony, a Belieber and a Gleek all have in common? They all ruin the Internet.

What's worse than strapping 10 dead baibes to a tree? Strapping a dead baby to 10 trees.

Bob: I have a funny knock knock joke, but you have to start it. Joe: Ok. Knock Knock. Bob: Who's there? Joe: Uhhhhhhh Bob: Exactly.

What do Miley and Bill Ray Cyrus have in common? Half their DNA

curtis campbell has no ear lobes so he bought some milk and drank it with his cereal.

How do you confuse an English Professor? Light your pants on fire and flop around like a fish.

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