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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the best way to piss off a feminist? R@pe her.

Why didn't the skeleton go to the party? Because skeletons don't get invited to parties because they are the remains of something that is dead and that would be a very ood thing to have at a party.

Stephen Hawkings walks into a bar. An impossible thing because he can't walk.

Q: Why did the purple cantalope eat the curtains at midnight? A: Sassafrass.

There's an Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman. They are all trapped in a jail cell. Eventually they all starved to death.

What has 8 legs and makes women scream? .....Gang rape.

its all shi.ts and giggles.... ......until someone giggles and s.hits

Your mom is so ugly and stupid that people make fun of her and that's not nice.

How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? -Gave her a timeout

Why is it scientifically proven that even Spider-Man would be a match for Superman? Because none exist. Moral: The only Super Hero... not scientifically proven, but I exist so that makes me stronger than both of them!

Four gay men go to a bar and enjoy a drink celebrating their long lived platonic relationship.

What did the man say to the butterfly? To the butterfly? Nothing. He was probably talking to himself.

Why can't the man get a good jod? Because he did not go to college and there for did not get a good education.

A Texan, a Mexican, a Brit and a Frenchman are on a plane that begins having engine trouble. The black box was never found.

What is a mexican's favorite sport? Soccer, it is the national sport of mexico

Walt disney Walks Into A Bar, The Bartender says "WOAH ITS WALT DISNEY!"

how many black people can you fit in a car? However many sets there are.

An man walks into a bar and then proceeds to purchase an alcoholic drink.

The police shouldn't have cars. They should use skateboards and use flowers as their gun. When they catch a criminal in the act, they have to hug him before sending him to prison

What's white and can't climb trees? A fridge

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop? That depends on a variety of factors.

Q: Whats better than not being a Jew? A: Being a Jew.

What do you call a Jew talking on a cellphone ? Well one should mind his/her business and shouldn't call people names and discriminate against them on religious or ethnic grounds .

Stop making 9/11 jokes their just plane unfunny

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