- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why so serious ?

Roses are red Violets are blue Carnations are cheap and they will not get you a blow job.

when geese fly in a v formation, why is one side always longer then the other? Because you touch yourself at night...

What's worse than stepping on a nail? stepping on the nail and falling on more nails face first.

What state is high in the middle and round on both ends? Onorth Chiarolinao

Why did the bus crash? The driver was a loaf of bread.

(Played Basketball for 15 years) I TOLD YOU I'D QUIT WHEN LeBron Gets A RING

i'm an inbred jew - Barras

A dog was dying on the side of the road. I drove 50 meters ahead and saw it again. I was on shrooms.

Yo Momma is SO FAT, THAT she has an increased risk of cardiac arrest due to her blood pressure.

why was the little girl crying? because i raped her.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know you have to ask the chicken if you speak chicken

Yo mommas so fat that when she walked into the ocean all the whales were far away. However, if the whales did happen to be closer to your mom it would be highly improbable that they would sing.

Hickory dickory dock, The mouse ran up the clock, Barbara called the exterminator, Who killed all 10 of them.

Why is Suzie at the bottom of the cliff? Because I pushed her. Knock knock Who's there? Not Suzie.

Why did the cave men discover fire? They were the only humans on earth.

Knock knock. Who's there? Navy Seals. BOOM waiting "Yeah, he's dead." -Navy Seals

Knock Knock Who's there? "Justin Bieber" And you let him in because he's a young talented singer.

hola said the chinese man

That made no sense... Did you just call me sugartits Nero? Dont you have a wife?

What did the Po-Po do to the speeding Mexican? Gave him a ticket.

Where was Susy after the bombing? Everywhere.

what do you call the quadriplegic man who went water skiing? Skip

What's worse than hitting your thumb with a hammer? Getting your spine ripped off

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