What do you call a black man that is wearing a suit? Whatever his name happens to be

Why do black people like watermelon? Because it good you racist bastard!

What's 9+10? 19

There were three elephants in a bathtub. One said, "Pass me the soap." The other one said, "What do you think I am? A Radio???"

What did the surgeon say to the patient? Nothing. The patient died on the table.

I find Holocaust jokes hilarious, Anne Frankly I know a few...

-Why did Sally fall off the swing? Why? -She had no arms. -Knock, knock. Who's there? -Not Sally.

What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? This year I'm going to win the golden brief case!

Now on breaking news!: Man found hanged upside down in a forest with 403 lethal knife-stabs in his back! Policeman: "We have concluded this is indeed the worst case of suicide ever"

I don't really like holocaust jokes because my grandpa was in it. Yeah he was drunk and fell off his guard tower.

Whats brown and rhymes with snoop? Jay-z

how do u stop a cat from peeing on the floor? Kill it... haha

Whats a six letter name for black people? Friend.

The only time when white and black are together When I've just taken a shit! ?ttis

God saw himself. Finally, proof.

What's big with fat all over it? Your mom on this dick

Why was chuck norris the anti christ? Christianity was being threatened....

Whats better than 1 person in your oven? 9 people in your oven.

What is worse than ten babies in the street, eleven babies in the street.

Roses are red Violes are blue I am hot How bout you?

A Hispanic, a Caucasian, and an African American walk into a bar. The bartender says, "What is this, some kind of a joke?"

What do you call a woman with two black eyes? Irish sunglasses

a white guy walks into a bar luckily he is not an alcoholic and knows when to safely stop drinking and already gave his keys to a friend.

Knock knock Who's there Guess who? Billy, is that you? Yeah baby I'm home! OMG!!!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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