what do you call a black man sleeping on a park bench at 2 in the morning? Homeless

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Roses are red, violets are blue, suck my tip and call me Regi.

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What time is it in China right now? I have no idea, it would depend on when you are reading this. Perhaps you should look at a world clock, watch, or some other sort of time-telling device rather than humorous website. Its purpose is not to tell time. However, there are many other places for this. Good luck surfing the web, friend. I have aided you the best that I can. I only hope that you will find what you are looking for.

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Q: what do you call the green and the (stone eater) animal? A:the green and the (stone eater) animal

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What does it say on the back of Superman`s cape on the "new" movie? My other actor was an awesome dude, all I got now is this asshole... Moral: Christopher Reeve... takes lasers... shotguns, eats lava with his cornflakes... falls of a horse... dies... Moral2: HEY What is the booing for? This is the ANTI JOKE! SECTION... but now to my sincerest thoughts... Moral 3: R.I.P Christohper Reeve, he lived and died with hope... Dying happy while suffering from one of the worst things that can happen to a human being, is an inspiration to us all! True superman!

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Your mom is so fat that she has trouble walking up the stairs because she gets easily winded.

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Q: What did the Jewish man say to the Muslim man? A: Hello, how are you today? Nice weather we're having, isn't it?

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NO I AM NEROCHAN LEFT!

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Why did the serial killer need the knife? He needed to butter his bread

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So seriously you have never ever played videogames before?

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took my chevy to the levy but the levy was dry

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"What's black when clean, but white when dirty?" "A blackboard."

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? she had no arms. Why doesnt she have arms? they got bit off by a shark. Knock knock. Who's there? Not the girl.

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Friends are a lot like trees They fall down when you hit them multiple times with an axe

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Why is it so hard to find slim fitting clothes in America? Because not many clothing stores carry them.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's wife? Neither has he.

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A guy walked into a bar a hundred years ago and but a pint of whiskey. He is dead now.?

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What did the homeless man buy with a dollar? Nothing. He didn't have a dollar.

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how man

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How did Moses make his tea? He steeped the tea leaves for around 5 minutes in hot water.

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How many babies could a cannibal eat? 132/267 of a baby

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why did the man fall down? because he was shot.

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Why did grandma drop the dish? She had a heart attack and died, falling to the ground and thus bringing the plate with her to the floor.

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A man was struck by lightning. What did you think he got super powers or something? No. He died a horrible death

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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