An African-American is working on math problems and notices an Asian man walking by. The African American asked,"Could you help me out on these math problems?" The Asian man replied, " I have never been good at math."

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if u ever get arrested by cop, just tell the cop this: "No no officer, you got it all wrong. It was only a game. It's called RAPE."

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A man that says YOU SUCK MY DICK YEAH!finds a woman that says YOU SUCK MY BOOB YEAH!They get married,The woman is actually a gay man!

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why were the niggas in paris? rhetorical question. everyone knows they aren't french

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Men's rights Because its an anti-joke

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why did the mexican steal the money? because he was financially struggling and needed the money to support his family

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Q: Why was the child sad? A: because a doctor was taking bullet fragments out of his chest.

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Why did the black man get a welfare check? Because he was either unemployed and decided he wanted someone to keep feeding his family, or decided to push forth the unfortunate stereotype of African-Americans not wanting to work and being lazy. Or maybe he didn't, why don't you ask him?

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Little Johnny was walking through the park... only he had no legs. Little Johnny was raped later that day... while he bled out from him having his legs cut.

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why is lady gaga so famous? because she has a penis.

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What's red and every where? A bloody soldier who just stepped on mine.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Not your grandma! Cause she's dead! Come to the funeral

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What is yellow, has wheels, and lies on its back? A school bus in a terrible accident.

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Whats worse then dieing and going to hell? Waking up and going to school.

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Why did the black man eat KFC? Because he got hungry.

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What do you call a latino with a limp? John...his name is John

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What do you call a fat computer? Adele :)

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Blind jokes are not funny! I just don't see the humor in them

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Q: a black man and a mexican are in a car. Whos driving? A: The mexican. They're going to the bookstore to get some books.

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What did the cat say to the dog? Meow.

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Q: what's red and covers an elementary school wall? A: a red crayon

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Why did the girl stop running? Because she is in a wheelchair and will never walk again

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Ask me Whats 2+2. ? Ok what's 2 plus 2 4 you dumb ass

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A hooded black man walks into a Convenience store. He orders a cup of hot chocolate as it is very cold outside.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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