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What is the biggest lie of 2011? "I do"- Kim kardashian

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so a unicorn walks into a bar... and then i woke up

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Why did the boy fall? He got tackled by a man that was 400 pounds.

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Knock Knock Who's There Trick or Treat!!!

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what do you say when you wake up in the middle of the night and see your tv floating thats odd.

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What's worse than a dead baby? What a sick question. Most would argue that nothing is worse than the death of an infant.

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Well, I guess it's back to the drawing board.

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A black man sees a watch that he want. He then purchases it with his hard earned money.

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Knock, knock Who's there? Doctor Doctor who?

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What do you call a black pilot? A pilot you racist.

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A: What do you call a female bombing the white house? Q: A terrorist

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Theres a tomatoe a cucumber and a mouth. HA

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Q: how do you test the sharpness of a knife A: stab someone MR

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How many Jews can you fit in a car? - Probably about 5 or 6, depending on the car.

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What's the difference between Michael Jackson and a grocery bag? One is plastic and dangerous to children. The other holds groceries.

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There were three men named manner, poop, and shut up. they all were mad fun of in middle school and ended up hating their parents for giving them such retarded names.

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what does michael jackson do to little boys? nothing, he's dead.

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"i once had a rabbit named socks.he was a funny little fellow until one day he got over excited and...well..." "did he...i mean..you know..did he...?" "what?lose a claw,throw up, sit in a pan of warm water until he calmed down?" "yeah! :)" "yes...but then he died."

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Well it all began in 1807 when a 7 foot rooster gave birth to a chicken on the sidewalk while purchasing ice cream. Scientists have been intrigued so they went into study with it and won the Nobel prize. This somehow persuaded them to lure the chicken over to the other side by using a lollipop. They threw the lollipop as the chicken crossed the road, hit it in the eye, the chicken spazzed out, jumped in front of a car, teleported to London, and is now a gynecologist.

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Why did the black man fall off the building? The building was one of the twin towers and the event 9/11 was currently happening and he saw one of the planes coming at him so he decided to jump to his misery instead because he thought it will hurt less, also he thought that if he waited for the plane to hit him there is a possibility that one of the wings may hit him right on the neck and his head will get chopped off and he wanted to die with his body completely attached.

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Why did the pot-head have red eyes? He got soap in them.

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i like my rose red and my diamonds blue your screamin mercy so did ur mom but i killed her to

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What happens when you put four drunk clowns and eight sober clowns inside of a clown car? Nothing, because the clowns realized that it's dangerous to operate a vehicle while under the influence of alcohol and decides to call a taxi instead.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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