- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was darren too late for school today...? She got hit by the bus

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Q: What's better than winning a gold medal at the Special Olympics? A: Not struggling with a debilitating mental or physical handicap.

Why are there so many blacks in prison? The rest of this joke has been removed to avoid causing offence

Q. What do you get if you cross a suspicious person with a paranoid person? A. Who wants to know

A little boy who was sleeping in his parent's bed woke up in the middle of the night only to discover his mother performing fellatio on his father. "Mommy, mommy," he said . . . except he didn't. He said nothing, and the incident troubled him deeply for many years.

How do you drown a blonde? Intentionally attempting to drown anyone, regardless of their hair color, is murder which is illegal and morally wrong to do.

Q: Did you know Hellen Kellers father was a skilled craftsman? A: Neiter did she.

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What do you call a kid with leukemia and no arms? Names.

What do you call a hamburger with nothing inside of it? A virgin.

What's worse than the holocaust? Finding half a worm in your apple.

His name is Frosted Mike, and he neither has nor does not have a penis.

Wha....You probably shouldnt read the rest of this because i lie a lot (This joke deserves lots of thumbs and comments!)

Why couldnt the man stop the car rolling down the hill? Because he had no legs.

What did a husband do when he came home to find his wife murdering their children? Nothing. There is no excuse for domestic violence.

Two dogs went out for a walk. Then their master took them home.

Hey are you from tennessee? Because I recognize your accent and I grew up there also.

I wonder what mute people say to themselves. :/

whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? finding two worms in your apple

Do you still got what it needs to become a better leader than me Nero?

What happened to The Guy when he got pissed on he was wet

Why did little Lynn fall of her bike? Because she has no legs.

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