- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I'm called the! no i wish am I left

what do you call an animal thats black and white and red all over? an elephant

Stacey has no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Stacey.

What do u call something that's sticky and in a stick form? A glue stick :)

Q: Playstation 4 or Xbox One? A: Both of them are specialized desktop computers used to play video games. It makes no sense to argue or attempt to make any distinction, as they are the exact same thing.

there was a tv sitting on the side of the road.. person 1: hey why doesn't that tv work? person 2: because it's broken?? person 1: no..because its not plugged in!

Do you know what would happen if Hitler was still alive today. Nothing he's not.

there's a worm in my lime at least it doesn't have scurvy

A man jumped off a bridge. He went bungee jumping with his family and had a great time.

A blind man walked into a bar. Quite literally.

Why did the man go to McDonalds? Because he was a pedophile.

Why did the boy have to ride the bus? Because both his parents died.

What came first... the chicken or the egg? How am I supposed to know?

yo momma!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11

Whats better than 32 dead babies stapled to 1 tree? - 1 dead baby stapled to 32 trees

Q: What does Jerry Sandusky and bills have in common? A: They both come in the mail

I wear my sunglasses at night. I'm always getting into car accidents.

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Because it was cooked with eleven herbs and spices.

How are elephants and plumbs the same? A: They are both purple, except for the elephant.

A plane crashes on the border of canada and america, where do you bury the survivors? I lied there are no survivors and the bodies were incinerated by burning jet fuel so theres nothing to bury.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead... Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first monkey... Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Because he thought it was a game...

Knock knock. Its open.

Why couldn't Bobby attend his friends wedding? He was struck by lightning. Knock. Knock. Who's there? Not Bobby

Why did the woman cross the road? Better yet, why is she out of the kitchen

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