- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red The grass is green I want you in my bed If you know what I mean.

Why did the chicken cross the road, roll in the mud, and cross back again? Because he was a dirty double crosser

A dog walks into a bar Because the door was open -Tag

what's black and white and red all over? nothing... it's red

A man walks into a bar He wakes up from his coma 21 years later and learns that humans now serve pumpkins as gods.

Where was susie after the explosion? Everywhere

roses are grey violets are grey i am a dog woof woof

Why did Lucy drop her ice-cream ? Because she got hit by a bus. Knock knock. Who is there ? NOT LUCY !

Why did the dinosaurs become extinct? Because they wanted to.

2 squirrels with 2 massive boners and 1 little boner.

How many immature teenagers does it take to change a light bulb? Ya mum.

Why did the chicken cross the road? There is no reason. Chickens don't have the thinking skills to reason.

How many chickens did Moses bring to the ark? 2

whats worse than finding a holocaust in you apple...........

Why did Little Suzy get hit by a truck? Well the real question is, "Why was Little Suzy in the road," so why was she? Because she felt like it.

You know whats funny about 9/11? Nothing.

why is this joke funny because your laughing

What did Timmy want for Christmas? Parents.

Why did the woman fall off her bike?? Because someone threw a fridge at her!!!!!!

Roses are red, Facebook is blue, we have mutual friends, and violets are blue and roses are red. FRIDGE

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Your mom is so fat, I do not see how she can possibly wipe effectively.

What happens when you get your leg caught in an elevator door? Nothing. It is likely that the elevator has advanced sensory components that won't allow the door to close on your leg.

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