Why did Little Suzy get hit by a truck? Well the real question is, "Why was Little Suzy in the road," so why was she? Because she felt like it.

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Roses are red, Facebook is blue, we have mutual friends, and violets are blue and roses are red. FRIDGE

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Your mom is so fat, I do not see how she can possibly wipe effectively.

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whats worse than finding a holocaust in you apple...........

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rawrrrrrrrrrrr

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You know whats funny about 9/11? Nothing.

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What did Timmy want for Christmas? Parents.

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Why did the woman fall off her bike?? Because someone threw a fridge at her!!!!!!

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why is this joke funny because your laughing

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have you ever tried Ethiopian food? neither have they

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A redhead and a blonde both go out to smoke a cigarette. They are both at risk of lung cancer.

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And then Jesus turned the water into wine. Some did not approve of this miracle "masta, whut is da reezon you did aint make this into tha coolaid? Bible files: Directors cut.

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What's black and red? I black guy bleeding to death

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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Can apples get viruses? No, they are a fruit, and fruit cannot get viruses.

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Why does my friend pick up trash? Because he is a garbageman

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What is the worst part about eating a vegetable? Eating the wheelchair too.

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How do you get 100 Jews into a car? You can't. It's physically impossible.

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what does michael jackson do to little boys? nothing, he's dead.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Well it all began in 1807 when a 7 foot rooster gave birth to a chicken on the sidewalk while purchasing ice cream. Scientists have been intrigued so they went into study with it and won the Nobel prize. This somehow persuaded them to lure the chicken over to the other side by using a lollipop. They threw the lollipop as the chicken crossed the road, hit it in the eye, the chicken spazzed out, jumped in front of a car, teleported to London, and is now a gynecologist.

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What's the difference between Michael Jackson and a grocery bag? One is plastic and dangerous to children. The other holds groceries.

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mike:what did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas tom:cancer ahahahaha mike:he got a skateboard jerk nararrator: this skate board will be worth less because he has no legs

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What's more fun than thumbing down a shit joke? Thumbing down a shit joke which is neutral previous to your disliking giving it a little negative number.

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Why did the pot-head have red eyes? He got soap in them.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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