Where does Mario go after you finish the game? Drug rehab.

Why did Billy die? His mother killed him.

So my friend told me to go shot myself I got my Canon and shoot myself The image came out very clean and profession.

so a man walks into a bar...... He has a couple laughs over some drinks then went home.

Why did little Jimmy fall off his bike? Because I threw a fridge at him.

What did the caninibol do when he duped his girlfriend He wiped

A man is sleeping and is woken up. What does he say? Why did you wake me up

How many Babies does it take to paint a wall? It depends how hard you throw them

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What has four legs and a tail? A table with a tail

what is black and white and read all over? a bankrupt newspaper that cannot afford color ink because the accountant misplaced company funds.

Why was the little boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his forehead

Roses are red Violets are red Grass is red OMFG MY LAWN IS ON FIRE !!!?

A man walks into a park. He gets abducted and raped by flying asparagus.

How many lesbians does it take to change a lightbulb? One. But after she does this, se will probably have sex with another woman

What was funny about the Halocast? Nothing, thousands of innocent people died

jack and jill went up the hill to get a bucket of water. jack fell down and broke his ankle and neck severely. jack and jill were taken away from their parents by child services, and their parents are charged for child endangerment and child labor.

Q. How many alzhimers patients dose it take to screw in a light bulb? A. To get to the other side

A man and a bird are on the edge of a cliff. The man falls off and dies and the bird flies away because birds can fly and people can't.

What do you call a house big enough to fit all the poor people in America? A fairly large establishment without quality standards.

My life has been getting worse and worse since I developed cancer.

Why did billy fall off his bike? Because billy was a loaf of bread.

Roses are red Violets are blue Why do the following sentences never have anything to do with the roses and violets?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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