-Knock Knock -Who's there? -Jehovah's Witness. Have you heard the word of God?

why was 14 scared of 15? 7-8-9

Why didn't the kid get a bike for Christmas? Because his parents died and Santa's not real

why did sarah have to do overtime at work? because i set her house on fire

What did the blind girl say? Its dark in here.

0 1 this is a sad sad world.

Why do women go to the bathroom together? To clean their filthy pussies.

if i get 1,000 likes ill kill your hole family

You know what makes me smile? Facial muscles.

2 penguins in a tub. one looks to the other an says, "pass the bar of soap." the other looks at him.."what do you think i am, a typewriter?"

Q-Why did the little boy feel hot? A-Because he faceplanted into a bonfire.

So a plane flies into a world trade centre... That's not funny

why was the kid laying in the middle of the baseball field? he was shot in the face then mauled by a bear.

You want some cake? Sure! Okay, go buy the ingridients and bake me some. YAY!

roses are blue, violets are red. I am color blind

Jake pulled out a gun and held it to his head, planning to fool his friends because he knew the gun was empty. Then his friend thought he was helping out his suicidal friend by stabbing him.

A man is mowing the lawn. The mower stops, so he reaches down to see if something's stuck in the blades. What does he pull out? His finger.

What did the coconut say to the lizard? Nothing, the coconut fell off the tree and killed the lizard.

Roses are red, Violets are red, Oh shit my gardens on fire

An elephant and a hippopotamus were taking a bath. The elephant said to the hippo, " Please pass the soap." The hippo replied, "No soap, radio."

Whats worse than one bee? Two bees. Whats worse than two bees? The holocaust. Whats worse than the holocaust? Three bees.

If Michelle rides her bike at 15 mph for 20 minutes and Erik rides his bike at 20 mph for 12 minutes, why is Michelle not in the kitchen?

How many ADD kids does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Let's ride bikes!!

Four blonds are driving to Disney World when they come across a sign that says Disney World left, so they proceed to make a left at the next stop and have a wonderful time in what many people consider the most wonderful place in the world.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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