Theres two things i hate in this world... racists . . . and black people

What did romeo say to Juliet? A lot of things, Then he gave her a flower.

a man walks into a bar, only it was an alternate universe so there were dogs running the bar. the bartender dog called human control because it was unsanitary to have a human in a bar. the human was then escorted out by another dog and was taken to a hotel where he received no continental breakfast.

Haikus are easy Im happy when I write them Thats pretty much it

Roses are red Violets are blue The other color on our flag is white I'm an American and rhyming doesn't matter

If i had 100 dollars for every time a black president was assainted i would have 100 dollars in 4 months and six days.

What's worst than finding a worm in your apple Finding half a worm in your apple .....

What did the deaf girl get for Christmas? Nothing, she was Jewish

Why did the boy wear glasses? Because he had bad eyesight.

Why does the black man take drugs. Because he is very sick.

What's the difference between The Hulk and The Thing? One is green.

wanna hear a clean joke? bob took a bath with bubbles. wanna hear a dirty joke? bubbles was a man :) i heard this somewhere and it made me laugh :)

hi little boy you want some candy i dont know do you want some candy you creeper

how much swag could a swagchuck chuck, if a swagchuck could chuck swag?

Why couldn't Billy see the show? Because Billy is blind.

yo momma!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11

What came first... the chicken or the egg? How am I supposed to know?

A man jumped off a bridge. He went bungee jumping with his family and had a great time.

Whats better than 32 dead babies stapled to 1 tree? - 1 dead baby stapled to 32 trees

Why did the boy have to ride the bus? Because both his parents died.

A blind man walked into a bar. Quite literally.

Why did the man go to McDonalds? Because he was a pedophile.

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Because it was cooked with eleven herbs and spices.

Q: What does Jerry Sandusky and bills have in common? A: They both come in the mail

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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