- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than tripping over your shoelace? Watching your mother get her tits cut off with a chainsaw then getting ripped apart and eaten alive by cannibals

Paul walks on a bridge. It collapses.

What's funny about black people? The fact that they are all in prison for not being visible at night time.

If you know someone with the last name Schmidt. ALWAYS ask him to take a Schmidt on your chest

What starts with "P" and ends with "orn"? Popcorn

What's the difference between a Jew and an apple? One of them is a fruit, and the other is not.

What's the difference between a leopard and a jaguar ? The rabbit flies faster, while the pigeon can breathe underwater.

whats worse than the holocaust? nothing

what's funny about cancer. nothing it is a serious life threating disease with no cure.

Roses are black Violets are black I'm Helen Keller Everything's black

How much does Michael Vick love his dogs? More than Casey Anthony loved her daughter.

Jennifer walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender's name was Steven. His friend's sister who was my cousin's ex wife has the same name as the girl Jennifer. That's what I heard.

what do you call the quadriplegic man who went water skiing? Skip

hola said the chinese man

That made no sense... Did you just call me sugartits Nero? Dont you have a wife?

What did the Po-Po do to the speeding Mexican? Gave him a ticket.

Why did the cave men discover fire? They were the only humans on earth.

What's worse than hitting your thumb with a hammer? Getting your spine ripped off

Knock Knock Who's there? "Justin Bieber" And you let him in because he's a young talented singer.

-Knock! Knock! -Who's there? -Bob. Is Brian's here? -Wrong adress. Brian's home is the first one at your right. -Oh sorry. Have a nice day.

Why did the black man walk into the catholic church? He was catholic.

Knock knock. Who's there? Navy Seals. BOOM waiting "Yeah, he's dead." -Navy Seals

Where was Susy after the bombing? Everywhere.

What's funnier then the holocaust? A second one.

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