- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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An ant tries to climb and sit on a tube. It couldn't. Do you get it? … I don't either.

What do you call a black man that steals a VCR? My Grandpa, he was a Vietnam vet

There once was a girl with only one buttcheek. She couldn't go poop. She died.

What do you call a man with a horse? A man

What animal wouldn't you want to play games with? Probably none of them. They are animals and incapable of playing board games.

Why did Samuel drive his car into a tree? Because the tree was being a total jerk, blocking the road.

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Ok soo theres a Jewish Guy, a Christian Guy and a Gay Guy. The Jewish Guy goes Amen The Christian Guy goes Ámen The Gay Guy goes Ammeeeennn

One day a duck was swimming on the lake and sees an alligator. The alligator says "You will be my next victim." The duck says "Quack."

Despite their parents wishes, two teenagers under the age of 18 tried multiplying. Their answer was 27.

2 black people and a mexican are in a car. Who's driving? The black person because they decided it would save gas if they all carpooled to their job.

Q: What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferari? A: I don't have a ferari in my garage.

What did the down syndrome kid get for christmas? Pulmonary Embolisms.

what didn't I do when making this joke? Read and agree to the terms of service.

Why did the student fail his test? Because he has AIDS darragh hamilton

what is similar between a turtle losing its shell, and a man selling his chlothes and house? they are now both naked and homeless

how do you keep a black kid from jumping on the bed? pick up a parenting book ask him nicely try a time out not care because he's a kid and hes supposed to jump on beds?

Henry's mom packed Henry sweaters And lots of things besides sweaters Henry went to war He saw lots of gore Logically, he wouldn't need a sweater because he had to wear his uniform during the battle. Did i mention that Henry likes chocolate?

What is the only non-racist animal? The mexican panda. Why? It's black, white, hispanic, and asian.

What happened to the child who was rushed into hospital with a deadly disease? He pulled through. I'ts depressing to be constantly hearing sad anti jokes, so here is a nice one. The child in question lived to eighty one, had a great life and a good job. See, it's nice to read a happy anti joke!

Some of these jokes are funny, others are sad.

What starts with ''F" ends in "uck" and usually means excitement? A Firetruck

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