- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

A: Knock knock. B: Come in. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~ ?cash(p)

Yo mama so stupid she got locked in a grocery store and starved to death

roses are grey violets are grey im a dog

Why did the man die? He helped others before placing his own oxygen mask on.

Me: "If I had Alzheimers, I would break down into tears." Friend: "Why, you would forget why you were crying..." Me: "Who are you again?"

What do you call a black priest? Father, and then whatever his name happens to be.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side!

What's green, has six legs and lives in the jungle? A Snooker Table.

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Roses are red Violets are blue There's suppose to be a fourth line.

If a man and a woman get married in Texas and move to Washington are they still brother and sister?

:)Knock Knock :(Whose's there? :)None ya :(None ya who? :)None ya dam business.

Why didn't the octopus have any friends? Because they are antisocial creatures by nature. -Louis

Two baby seals walk into a club.

Why can't dogs fly? Because they do not have wings.

Your momma is so fat, when she bent down to get a peice of wood, she fell down the steps.

I can't stand being in a wheelchair.

My wife was diagnosed with cancer yesterday. Yeh I didnt find it very funny either.

Why did the little girl cry? Her mom died

Why is the dog in the driver seat? Why is there birds making you filet mignon? Why is your toe blue? I don't know the answer. Go talk to your doctor

How do you piss off a redneck? You wait until he is done fucking his sister and then you steal his truck.

What's orange and is a loyalist in the orange order? Caoimhin McCann?

Yo momma so fat that she was diagnosed with obesity and may need medical assistance in the future and will be reliant on you, her child.

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