- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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"I love you terribly!" said the girl to her new boyfriend. And that's when I found out my Uncle Ted was a cross-dresser.

What do you call a over weight woman? Fat bitch.

why did the cow say baaaaa ? it was a stupid cow

What's the difference between a truck full of bowling balls and a truck full of babies? One's used for bowling and the other's just sad.

Why isn't Michael Jackson good at chess? Because he's dead.

Why did the man apologize to the other man, after he had hit him with an axe? He didn't. The man was dead.

Why was the boy afraid? Because he had just seen his dog get ran over by a tractor

Who let the dogs out? The burglar, he broke the door and they ran out.

Why was the little boy laying on the ground unconscious? because I threw a fridge at him.

why did Sallt fall off the swings? she had no arms knock knock who's there not Sally

if it walks like a duck and looks like a duck your probably looking at a goose

Gods like Santa one day you'll get to the age of reason and see how dumb you were

What do you call a zebra eating Cheerios? A zebra eating Cheerios.

Why should you never push a Mexican off a bike? Because he will file a lawsuit against you in the event of an injury.

Fuzzy wuzzy was a bear, fuzzy wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy had no hair because he had cancer and died 3 weeks later.

Why did the bus drop his icecream? He was hit by a boy

What did one dog say to the other dog? Bark.

Whats fluffy, multicolored, and dances like a disco santaclaus? i don't know.

I'm homeless.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a registered sex offender.

What is the hardest thing about eating a vegetable? the wheelchair

What do black people and tornadoes have in common? - It only takes one to destroy a neighborhood.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It's hard to tell, but i could really use a cigarette.

What can little Billy play? The tumour, sorry I meant what will little Billy die from.

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