- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Sally heard a scream in a dark room and went to go see who it was. Knock Knock! Who's there? Not Sally...

What's the difference between cancer and my grandmother? She doesn't have cancer.

Whats the difference between Jesus and the Pope. Jesus died 2 thousand years ago

What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? We're both lawyers

Why did Suzie's friend put rubbish in her mouth? Because Suzie is a rubbish bin.

What did John look at when Meghan Fox took off her shirt? her undershirt

a black guy a white guy and a spanish guy walk into a bar, after they left the bar they became good friends despite thier differences.

Why doesn't McDonald's sell hot dogs? They don't want to advertise for McWeenies.

Have you accepted Jesus Christ as your lord and savior?

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't so much cross the road as he did go down the road, to the supermarket, where he was sold to a family of 5, and taken down yet another road to the family's house, where they enjoyed a nice family dinner.

What did the fork say to the spoon? To get to the other side.

Yo momma so stupid she scored poorly on her SAT's in high school. She couldn't graduate college and now works a dead end job as a waitress.

what does the doctor do when he tells you you have aids? he laughs and says "hahahahahhaha sucks for you, i dont!"

What has two legs but can't walk A paraplegic

Chuck Norris was dropped twice when he was a baby, once on concrete and once on hardwood

Why was 7 afraid of 8? Because 8-9-10.

What are kids supposed to do in American classrooms if a nuke hits nearby? Hide under the desk. (This is a fact) Moral: Like that is gonna help... seriously that is ridiculous!

What did the toy cowboy say to the man? Nothing, toys can't talk.

whats pink and fluffy? pink fluff

What did Reed read? A. Read?

What did one wall say to the other wall? Nothing. Walls are inanimate objects and thus incapable of conversing with one another.

Beans, beans, are good for your heart the more you eat the less hungry you are.

Two muffins are baking in an oven. One turns to the other and says, "Boy, it sure is hot in here!" The other one replies, "OMG, A TALKING MUFFIN!"

Roses are blue, Violets are purple, I like chicken. Do you like chicken?

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