Violets are blue and/or violet Roses are red so's my blood, see?

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I have a very serious problem with my narcolepsy. I occasionalolahdf;honainbirgnipqgierngiaqbhgpqruiph

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Roses are black Violets are black Everything is black Im blind

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Knock knock. Who's there? You. You who? That's the joke.

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A dog was dying on the side of the road. I drove 50 meters ahead and saw it again. I was on shrooms.

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What did one lawyer say to the other? Your son's coming to my son's birthday party, right?

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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why are anti-jokes so funny? Because you are expecting them to encompass one idea of irony, but instead sometimes give a logical explanation to the question.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse says, "I have cancer."

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A pregnant woman walks into a bar and miscarries.

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i actually read the terms of service before i posted this

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Three men were on a plane. Oh wait. You probably already heard this one.

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How many Italians does it take to change a light bulb....... 1

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A: Where does a cow go on the weekends? B: To the mooooovies? A: No, to the slaughterhouse.

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Your mom is so ugly she often finds it difficult attracting members of the other sex.

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When life gives you melons you may be dyslexic.

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How do you stop a baby flying 100mph? a shovel

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A blonde, a Jew, and a black man all went to the store. They each bought their groceries and went home to enjoy the rest of their day with their families.

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Knock, Knock, Who's there? The IRS.

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What did the jew say to the black man? I'm jewish

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What's worse than strapping 10 dead baibes to a tree? Strapping a dead baby to 10 trees.

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Whats grosser then gross? A dead puppy in a barrel. Whats grosser the a dead puppy in a barrel? A dead puppy in two barrels. Created by : go josh or ty :D

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What time is it when you run out of ice cream? Time to get more ice cream.

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? She technically could have, she was physically able, but cars were not invented yet, and even if they were it is unethical for any humane person to let a blind and def person drive.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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