Faithful men.

What did Jamaal say when he was in Walmart? I'm Jamaal and I'm in Walmart.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's wife? Neither has he.

Why did the chicken Cross the road? Because a Blackman was chasing his dinner

How many Lepers does it take to screw in a lightbulb? People with leprosy should not be doing general house keeping.

Why was Sally sad? She was the only survivor of a plane crash that killed her entire family.

What's green and if you eat it you die? A Biljarts table.

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There once was a man from Nantucket, He sailed a boat.

Knock Knock Who's There? It's Me. Oh, OK. Come On In.

yo mammas so fat when she gets cut gravy pours out

So, a Bobcat walks into a bar. A few moments later, the bar was empty, save a bobcat and two critically wounded men.

Q: what did the old man do to the little boy in his dark cellar while babysitting on a stormy night? A: told him to hold a flashlight because the power went out and he needed to find his electric generator.

Knock knock Whos there A dead boy a dead boy who A dead boy who started tobuy drugs and didn't have the money for it and his family loved him and he was going to go to college

What is 33 + 1? Penis

Why did Elsa go into hiding. She died

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Sally!

You know what rhymes with school? Hell.

How do you confuse a blonde? Inform her that she is an illegitimate child resulting from a vicious, torturous rape and that her mother will never truly love her.

telll someone to ask u if u are a tree then say nooooooo

Why did the boy fall of of his bicycle? He was hit by an asteroid.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 6 had paranoia.

a guy walked into a bar, ordered a drink, sipped it slowly thinking of his waisted youth. then he finished his drink and went home to his wife of 34 years

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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