- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why'd the cop pull over the black person? He made a traffic infraction.

How many filthy niggers does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, because I killed off all the filthy niggers.

What can you tell by a black guy who walks into a bank with a ski mask on? His face was severely disfigured in a horrific accident.

What's worse than the Holocaust? ........finding a worm in your apple.

Why do black people love kool aid? It is cools them down on a warm summer day and it tastes great! OHHHH YEAAAAHHHHH

What did the boy with no legs get for his birthday? Pants.

How do you get your dog to give you a blow job? You have to force him.

A Buddhist priest, and mexican drug lord, and a 12 year old girl walk into a bar. The bartender looks at the little girl and says. "Honey, you're too young to be in here." the little girl looks around and says. "Oh, My mistake." and leaves.

What do you call a black person that flies a plane? A pilot you racist BITCH! Its ok a niggah gots altititude.

How did the little boy get lost? He didnt he got dragged into a van and was raped violently.

why did the fat woman die? ... because she tried to commit suicide and the ceiling collapsed on her.

Why are lawers are so scared of Jerry bryant? Because he bites

What Would George Washington say if he were alive to day. why are all the slaves free?

How do you beat Princess Diana in a car race? Challenge Princess Diana to a car race.

what is your moms favorite website? Wait did I say mom. Oh I'm not very sorry.

What did little Ben's mom give him for Christmas? Nothing. She died last month

Why was the little boy sad? Because he just got paralized from the waist down and will never be able to walk again.

a blonde girl walks into a bar...of soarp, slips, falls, and breaks her spine.

What’s brown and hairy? Brown hair.

Yo mama is so fat that she has to eat salad instead of sandwiches because she wants to lose weight by going on a no-carb diet.

Why? Why not?

A: Did you know that cashews come from a fruit? B: Not really. This is an interesting fact. Any other facts you have? A: yes ("A" was lying)

Q: What do you call cheese that isn't yours? A: Cheese.

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