- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What's the difference between a trampoline and a baby? A: I take off my shoes when I jump on a trampoline.

How many illegal immigrants does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Illegal immigrants don't use lights, they'd get caught. Dumbass.

So Colton Yepma walks in to Accounting and proceeds to read jokes

What's white and can't climb a tree? A Refrigerator

Your mums so tall, she's above the average height of women for her age.

T-mobile girl: Knock knock. Random person 1: Who is it? ...... next house T-mobile girl: Knock knock. Random person 2: Who is it? ...... next house T-mobile girl: Knock knock. Random person 3: Come in.

Why did the hobo break both of his arms? He didn't like them.

how many weasels does it take to change a lightbulb 0 weasels are animals and therefore are not capable of changing lightbulbs

How are elephants and plumbs the same? A: They are both purple, except for the elephant.

Why do Teenagers, mostly girls between the ages of 12-17 love Justin Bieber? Because he promotes himself worldwide and makes sure that girls know who he is thus creating a fan base that will be large enough to promote his career, which ensures him a safe financial future.

what can jump higher than a tree? anything that can jump because everyone knows that trees cannot jump.

What did the fat man do? He fell over...

Whats eight feet tall, purple, smooth, delicious, uses proper grammar, and likes dolphins. I don't know.

A black guy and a Mexican are in a car, who is driving? They take turns due to the fact it is a long trip.

Why isn't this joke funny? Because it has no point.

What do blind people see when they close one eye? Nothing.

Your momma's so dumb she graduated high school with a C average.

"What's funnier then this joke? Women's rights." *Your suggestion is contradictory considering the fact that you are implying "Women's rights" is more humorous than "Women's rights".

yo mamas so young shes gonna b born soon

Why didn't the skeleton go to the party? ...Because he was buried in a churchyard.

When you see birds flying in a V why is one side of the V always longer than the other? there are more birds on that side

Once upon of time, there was an ugly duckling. It was so ugly that everyone died. The end.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Barack Obama. Ok, come on in Mr. President!

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