- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are niggas Violets are niggas I'm lil Wayne niggas rhymes with niggas

What do you call a Pakistani flying a plane. 9/11

Why did the Pakistani man cry when the Nigerian man was killed in a terrorist attack? They were lovers.

Q: How did Mary get frostbite A: Her mother locked her in a freezer

What's the difference between a cult leader and a television personality? On average, 3.2 inches.

An English ship lands in the New World and offers to trade with the natives. The ship actually carried foreign diseases that the natives had no immunity to, and they all died.

What do 9 out of every 10 people enjoy? Gangrape.

Why couldn't the married couple have sex? They were lesbians who were saving up a sex change.

"If life was fair, I would have a girlfriend" - William Deane

Why does Ray Charles always smile? Because he doesn't know he's black.

How do you kill a blond? Shoot her in the face.

What's blue, orange, and silver all over? Nothing. That's a ridiculous combination of colors.

Where did Susie go after the explosion? I don't know: she was nowhere near the explosion at the time that it happened. She probably got up to use the bathroom.

Roses are red violets are blue shes for me not for u if by chance u talk my place ill grab my fist and smah your face

how do you make Will Smith cry? cut off his toes and fingers.

Q: What's black, white, and red all over? A: A horribly maimed zebra.

What's worse than having a retarded baby? Not having a baby

Q. What does the kool aid man say when he breaks into a wall A. Ow

what's wose than finding a holocaust in your anti-joke? the potential offspring of courtney love and al gore

How do you get a clown off a swing? Hold his family at gun point

My daughter's so smart, that instead of texting K, she writes Potassium.

Q. What did the barber say to the Italian kid? A. Do you want your hair cut or should I just change the oil.?

My spelling is horrible

Yo' mama's so poor that she can't afford many of the privileges of everyday life.

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