- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A guy walks into a bar, sits down, and gives a heavy sigh. The bartender asks, "What's wrong?" The guy says, "Nothing."

Roses are red, my name is Dave, this poem makes no sense, microwave

there's a worm in my lime at least it doesn't have scurvy

All of these jokes are about white people

What's better than winning a gold medal in the Paralympics ? Not being disabled

Why didnt the chicken cross the road? He was chicken.

What musical band do you get if you keep shouting while in the mountain? The rolling stones. What do you get if you keep shouting in a snow covered mountain top? Blizzard Entertainment.

A horse walks into a bar, the bar tender says" why the long face". The horse, unable to comprehend English just shits on the floor and leaves

roses are red, violets are are blue, I have five fingers, the middle one is for you

What's cold, tired, wet, and starving? A girl up at 4:00 am that just came out of a cold shower.

A man walks into a bar later at night & the bartender says how was your day the man replies "well I found out my mom is a raging crack addict, my grampa has alzheimer's & i have terminal cancer" how was yours the bartender says "I found out im Hitlers lost son".

Why are there no Jews in hell? Because Hitler is there,

how many babies can fit into a microwave i dont know i havent tried

Where can you find a tetraplegic? Where you left him.

What do you call a black person who puts out fires? a firefighter

Why couldn't the little boy tie his shoes? He had no arms

What's worst than finding a worm in your apple Finding half a worm in your apple .....

How did the Jewish man play racquetball? With a racket and a birdie.

knock knock? come in

What is pink and smells like tuna? Salmon

How can you tell if a duck is under your bed? Look under your bed

A horse, a duck, a pig, and an arab walk into a bar. The horse ducks, the duck's hoarse, the pig's in a blanket, and the arab has a can, being surprised at how far a can can preach hate in Chicago. The bartender reminds the arab that he's with a swine, and the arab is offended for the poor horse.

what do you call a dumb blonde with no arms? Her name because she will not respond to anything else

What do an airplane and a grape have in common? They both have wings, except the grape.

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