How do Germans treat the Jewish? Kindly, and with much hospitality.

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A stranger pulls up next to a little boy walking home from school. The stranger offers the boy a ride home. The boy says yes, gets in the car, and is driven home as promised

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Whats the difference between a man and a cat. There both different species.

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So a bar walks into a man...

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I hate Mondays, the man said as he drove to work. Fortunately for him, it was a Wednesday.

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Knock Knock. Come in.

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Why didn't the black kid get anything for Christmas? His family was Jewish.

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T-rex: If you're happy and you know it clap your hands, oh...

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What do you call a woman who is addicted to crack, has a light mustache and huge saggy tits, has had 4 kids with 4 different fathers and makes her living giving hand-jobs behind the bus station? Mom.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was playing tic-tac-toe with a friend.

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What do you call a midget mixed with a T. rex? Dinosaurs are dead and this is a highly un probable situation. Therefore, I do not know.

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Ask me if im a tree Are you a tree no

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Why did Suzy cross the road? She didn't she got hit by a bus. Knock, knock! Who's there? Not Suzy!

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Why did the piece of gum cross the road? It was stuck to the chicken's foot.

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why is kool-aid so sweet? Because it contains sugar

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what do you call 4 black people pushing a car uphill? unfortunate

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Two rolls are hanging on a wall..... On falls down and the other ones name is Erwin

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PENIS that is all

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BTMG JOAN!"!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! TOP OF THE MORNING FREE MEAT NO SANTA THIS YEAR BONE FOUNDATIONS MOUNTNORRIS WHY IS THAT BAG MOVING?????????? MR MO MOLESTOR SHIT STAINS VEGETABLE GUN OPERATION SBB OPERATION SBB (THE AFTERMATH) #SL #NSL TIN SCHACK SKI LIFT MILK STAINS NATHAN: 5 - SEATS: 0 GREEK LETTER STU THE SO

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Q. Why did Jimmy fall off his bike? A. Because he had alzheimer's and couldn't remember how to ride a bike.

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What did the catholic priest do to the little boy in the Confessions Took his confessions

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What is the difference between a Jew and a pizza? The pizza doesn't scream when it goes into the oven.

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Why is the baby not crying? Because it died of herpes. JUST KIDDING! Babies can't get herpes.

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what did the guy say to the goose? i know you don't understand but my life sucks. my wife just dumped me for another man and my kids hate me. thank you. you are the only one to understand.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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