Why did timmy fall off his bike? Someone threw a fridge at hm

whats the same about a donkey and a horse? They are from the same animal classification group.

Why did the paraplegic die in a fire? He couldn't get down the stairs.

ill have a no.9 a n.9 large

Which came first, the chicken or the egg? Neither, many scientists believe that the first living organisms on Earth were single-celled, prokaryotic bacteria.

What did peter griffin say to the black guy? Oh you are black.

A male paltypus usually possesses two poisonous goads under his forelegs. Which makes him potentially more dangerous than a dragon.

What did the thin Italian say to the fat Italian? I don't know, I can't speak Italian.

What do you call a lot of Chinese people in a confined place? A Chinese urban center.

Is your refrigerator running? I heard there was a power outage in your area.

Jon walked into a bar. Ouch.

How can you get an asian kid to flunk a class? You can't.

Why did the woman step away from the kitchen? To pick up her paraplegic son, who had fallen.

Stevan Hawkings walked into a bar. Ohh shit :/

What do elves get for Christmas? Overtime.

how do you get rid of your home work? give it to your dog!

A ginger man ascends to heaven and reaches the pearly gates, seconds later he wakes up in a hospital bed and realizes it was merely a near death hallucination and God isn't real.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, This is a poem, Penis knuckle.

What did the bolt say to the wall?? nothing ,they just screwed.

If Justin Bieber and Rebecca Black had a baby, would it be a boy or a girl? It's a fifty-fifty shot.

Knock Knock Who's There? Im Black Im Black Who Open The Door Now Pancakes Granted

Where is Jew University? Berlin, Germany

One day, 2 people were gonna fight after school and then the final bell rung. Everyone gathered in the bathroom to watch the fight. The challenger asks the opponent, "Hey whats that one thing you say when you let the other person win?" then the opponent says, "I give up?" The opponent yells, "I win!"

Roses are red,Violets are blue, Who the hell are you,Get the hell away

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