- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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MURRRY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

A Higgs Boson walks into a church, and the priest says, "We don't allow Higgs Boson's in here," and the Higgs Boson says, "But I thought Christianity promised acceptance to everyone who believes."

Q. Why did the man walk away from his wife? A. Because he wanted to walk away from his wife.

Hi my name is Bob and I have Alzheimer's. Hi my name is Bob and I have Alzheimer's.

My dog dumps in my house she looks at me and says rut row

if you have 5 oranges and 15 ice cubes, how many pancakes can you fit on the roof? red, because aliens dont wear shirts.

Jebron Lames.

What's harder than breaking up with your girlfriend? A stone.

When lives gives you lemons you might just be dyslexic, because life cannot actually give you lemons

2 drums and a cymbal fall off a cliff. Bu dum, cshhhh.

Why didn't the man give a location of the murderer? He was murdered

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot, you racist bastard.

What did the church say to the house? You need jesus

Why didn't the mexican make the basketball team? He had never practiced and was overweight

T-mobile girl: Knock knock. Random person 1: Who is it? ...... next house T-mobile girl: Knock knock. Random person 2: Who is it? ...... next house T-mobile girl: Knock knock. Random person 3: Come in.

Try not to laugh at this joke... Knock knock Who's there? Ha ha ha Ha ha ha who? I told you not to laugh

What is the difference of The United States and 10 pounds of shit? Well,considering there are 50 united states,we would take 10 away from 50 for a total of 40. A very simple subtraction problem indeed.

hmm, thinking, thinking, SNAPPLE!

A man takes his girlfriend ice skating on a lake. As they are ice skating she says "we should go back home and fu..." At this point they fall through a thin spot on the ice and they both drown in the lake. Fish ate their dead bodies

Why did the young girl fall off of the swing set? Because a man came up behind her and pushed her. He then picked her up, brought her home and fed her a nice three course meal and put her to bed. When she woke up she snuck out of the house and alerted the police.

what do you call an animal thats black and white and red all over? an elephant

What's worst than being stung by a bee? being stung by two bees. what's worst than that? The Holocaust. What's worst than that? being stung by three bees.

Why doesn't Julius Caesar answer his cell phone? Because he's DEAD.

There's a blind man walking on the south coast of England. He walks off a cliff.

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