Roses are red, Violets are blue, I was raped when i was little.

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Why did Hitler Commit suicide? Because he was completely depressed and overwhelmed by the fact he had lost World War II.

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A stranger pulls up next to a little boy walking home from school. The stranger offers the boy a ride home. The boy says yes, gets in the car, and is driven home as promised

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T-rex: If you're happy and you know it clap your hands, oh...

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Why didn't the black kid get anything for Christmas? His family was Jewish.

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So a bar walks into a man...

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Whats the difference between a man and a cat. There both different species.

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Knock Knock. Come in.

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I hate Mondays, the man said as he drove to work. Fortunately for him, it was a Wednesday.

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What do you call a woman who is addicted to crack, has a light mustache and huge saggy tits, has had 4 kids with 4 different fathers and makes her living giving hand-jobs behind the bus station? Mom.

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Whats the difference between a monkey and a baby? Eating a baby tastes better with saltines.

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How does Fred drink his milk? -computer

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How many Polacks does it take to change a lightbulb? Two, one to change the lightbulb, one to hold the ladder.

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A man walks into a clothing store, he calls his wife, buys a shirt, and leaves.

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The feds ruined the first underground, so in order for this to not happen you joined them?

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What did the elf say to Santa I'm not making any more toys fat ass.

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We got him in about five minutes, the kid will already be exhausted by the point we get to him, r rather, he gets to us. Pretty quick for a small geek I got to say, the photography we got of him is an obvious Photoshop, but he seems similar enough I guess. I would call, but it seems someone has been messing with all other "Erron`s" homes and phones if I had not dropped mine, I would not have noticed we have been bugged for a while, pretty professional gear too,

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A very rich man had a daughter whom all of the men in town wanted to marry her for wealth. Except there was one man who wanted to marry her due to his love for her. The father let his daughter marry whomever she wanted from all of the men in town, and she chose a man named Wilson Fremblington who wanted to marry her for wealth, because he was physically fit and overall a friendly man.

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what did the guy say to the goose? i know you don't understand but my life sucks. my wife just dumped me for another man and my kids hate me. thank you. you are the only one to understand.

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Yes 59 10 away from my faverite number....... 49

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Why is the baby not crying? Because it died of herpes. JUST KIDDING! Babies can't get herpes.

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Why did the piece of gum cross the road? It was stuck to the chicken's foot.

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Chuck Norris was once approached by a woman for whom he had to fight a man to obtain all while doing a mundane activity in an unorthodox manner. He promptly declined for he is married and told the man he only fights for self-defense. He proceeded to put his pants on one leg at a time like everybody else.

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what do you call 4 black people pushing a car uphill? unfortunate

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