- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than a paper cut? 2 paper cuts.

I have tuberculosis because Ebola is too mainstream.

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Q: whats worse than 10 dead babies in 1 trashcan? A: 1 dead baby in 10 trashcans

Q: why did the chicken cross the road? A: toothpaste

What did the Joker say to Batman? Why are we wearing these stupid costumes

so you're waling through the desert and a tire falls off your canoe. How many pancakes does it take to shingle a doghouse?

I'm going to rewrite history. History.

A: What does MC Hammer like? B: Big Butts. A: Can he lie? B: No.

Q. What's the difference between a clock and an elephant? A. A clock doesn't have limbs, muscles or a respiratory system.

How long can penguins hold their breath underwater? Long enough for you to eat a baby and then cover for it.

Why did the little girl fall from the swing? She's got no arms.

Why are watermelons green? 9, because cows like to eat grass.

Why do Christian protest against gay marriage? They protest because they believe gay marriage is a sin.

Do you know what the worst part about inbreeding is? - It's runs in the family!

Why did little Tommy eat an apple? Because he was on a diet

An englishman, an irishman and a scotsman walked into a bar. They were all lawyers out on lunch break and happened to walk into the same building. They laughed about the coincidence over the a drink

This planking craze is really taking over... my elderly nextdoor neighbour has been planking in her garden for three days straight!

Yo mama so fat that you should maintain strong eye contact with her and not look at her body.

Why did the goat cross the street? It was running away from the Tsunami

What is stupid, black and high? A stupid black kite.

Yo mama's so ugly, one day she looked in the mirror and her face was a wreck. Later that day she committed suicide.

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