- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A duck walks into a bar. The bartender asks the duck "What'll it be?" The duck doesn't respond because it's a duck and it can't talk.

HOW LONG is a Chinese name?

no really what are ur names?

why couldn't the girl watch t.v? Because her house burned down

Why did sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms Knock knock Who's there? Not. Sally..

Why are there only 50 states in the U.S.A The US gives territories a chance to vote if they want to be states in the US.

Paris Hilton spend 2 whole days in the slammer due to possesion of narcotics. I would have gotten 20 to life... no... it's not funny...

How long does it take for britney spears to change a light bulb? Fish can not leave the water without dieing.

Two muffins are in an oven. They say absolutely nothing because they're muffins and not sentient.

Why couldn't the turtle swim? Because he went too close to an oil spill, the petroleum got into his mouth and coated his lungs and he is now dead.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, Or so the tell me, Because I'm Blind

How did the black man fall of the cliff? He was gazing over and realized he had Prostate cancer and fell off the cliif.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm not good at rhyming turd

Did you hear about the guy that had his entire left side cut off? He's all right now. Dead but all right.

Q. What did the kid with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A. Cancer

roses are red violets are blue this verse doesn't ryhme and neither does this one

A Jew walks into a wall with a boner. He breaks his nose.

What's the difference between a bowling ball and guacamole? The guacamole is delicious with chips, and the bowling ball is just a bowling ball.

Whenever someone asks you why you're sad, always remember this simple answer so that people won't keep asking you more questions: "Because Hitler died"

Why did Abraham Lincoln fall asleep at the movie? He was shot several times in the back of the head.

What is worde then swallowing a slipper? Swallowing a granny to catch the slipper

Did you hear the one about Helen Keller? Neither did she.

What do you calk a dirty mexican? a hard working gardener.

Why do dogs chase squirrels? Beacuse dogs have very low attention spands and also chase cars and cats.

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